Tila Tequila DEAD!!! Well, almost...

fletcher

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Darwin is finally getting close to this attention whore.

Oh No! Tila Tequila Almost Dies...

It’s been awhile since we’ve heard from Tila Tequila. It turns out that may be because she recently was hospitalized after suffering a brain aneurysm!

The reality TV personality was released from the hospital Monday after her near-death health scare.

According to RadarOnline.com, a source close to Tila says that she dropped from her petite 100 pound body, to a scary 78 pounds.

“It was terrifying for Tila and death was knocking at her door”."

“She was in two hospitals for the span of a week and is still not in perfect health, so she's going to check into an outpatient program.”

The source tells the site that Tila suffered the aneurysm in the middle of the night, which caused her to have irrational thoughts, and take two bottles of unspecified prescription painkillers.

"Tila threw up all over her bed after overdosing and felt like she was dying. She was screaming for help, and in desperation, broke her bedroom window and attempted to jump out."

"Finally a friend came over after getting a strange text from her and found her convulsing on the bed. He called an ambulance and she was taken to the hospital."

Fortunately, Tila is recovering after being in intensive care all week, but that might not be the end of her journey to recovery.

The source added:

"It's sad to think she may have some permanent brain damage. She still can’t fully speak properly."

We wish the best for Tila on her road to recovery! We’re keeping her in our prayers.
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NuttyJim

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cunt, if she was really wanted to die, she would've done it right the first time.
 

Stormrider666

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Damn I thought for sure I was going to see dead next to her name.

Oh and she is one I would actually pass on.
 

Lord Zero

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"It's sad to think she may have some permanent brain damage.
She didn't have some before? She has no excuse, then.

She still can’t fully speak properly."
What a shame that is. Think of all the wisdom we're missing out on.
 

CousinDave

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I haven't heard anything about her in quite a while, I actually thought she was dead
 

Voodoo Ben

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i actually forgot about her.
 

CougarHunter

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I haven't the foggiest idea who this twat even is.

I am serious.
 

BIV

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I haven't the foggiest idea who this twat even is.

I am serious.
Get a sample of every VD you can think of. Pour it into a jar. Add nasty fake tits and a beat face. Next, stir in a heaping dose of attention whore. Carefully filter out anything interesting or talented.

Viola. You have Tila Tequila.
 

Stormrider666

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Get a sample of every VD you can think of. Pour it into a jar. Add nasty fake tits and a beat face. Next, stir in a heaping dose of attention whore. Carefully filter out anything interesting or talented.

Viola. You have Tila Tequila.
Don't forget about a shitload of bad tattoos. This is coming from someone who has thing for women with tats.
 
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If you name yourself after booze, your life is pretty much a waste of time, anyway. What, was Betty Budweiser already taken?
 

Chino Kapone

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Just google Tila Tequila and Masumi Max. Back when she was a 'Import Tuner' model she did some photo shoots with Masumi, who was considered at the time, the hottest tuner model. Anyway... they have some softcore videos together.