Time Traveler Attacks Cern

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#1
http://crave.cnet.co.uk/gadgets/man...collider-claims-hes-from-the-future-49305387/

story said:
A would-be saboteur arrested today at the Large Hadron Collider in Switzerland made the bizarre claim that he was from the future. Eloi Cole, a strangely dressed young man, said that he had travelled back in time to prevent the LHC from destroying the world.
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Mr Cole was seized by Swiss police after CERN security guards spotted him rooting around in bins. He explained that he was looking for fuel for his 'time machine power unit', a device that resembled a kitchen blender.

Police said Mr Cole, who was wearing a bow tie and rather too much tweed for his age, would not reveal his country of origin. "Countries do not exist where I am from. The discovery of the Higgs boson led to limitless power, the elimination of poverty and Kit-Kats for everyone. It is a communist chocolate hellhole and I'm here to stop it ever happening."
 

Owenay

Those who fail to learn from history are doomed...
#3
But what about the Army of the 12 Monkeys? And look, his name is Cole too! Maybe it IS real!


Looking at the guy I think Crispin Glover should play him in the movie.
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
#5
He had me wondering until he mentioned Kit-Kat's and a communist chocolate hell. Moon bats got to moon.
 

Psychopath

I want to fuck your girlfriend.
#6
You do know this story is fake, right? It's an April fools joke from 2 years ago.
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#7
You do know this story is fake, right? It's an April fools joke from 2 years ago.
Well duh! A time travel device that resembles a blender? (Mr Fusion anyone?)
Kit Kats for all and a chocolate commie hell hole? Obviously fake story is so fake.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#12
This story is so ridiculous that Kirk is using it as proof of Hitler.
 
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