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TNB: 430lb Behemoth robs bank with jar of sauce

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by NuttyJim, Apr 12, 2013.

  1. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    GTR would've been useless. Still don't know how you can't track down a 430lb savage in a motorized cart. God Damn that cart must have a truck chassi on it. That's a big bitch.

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    Woman accused of passing off spaghetti sauce as bombs during bank robbery
    April 11, 2013 01:49 PM EDT
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    CLINTON TOWNSHIP, Mich. -
    Clinton Township police have identified a woman who is accused of passing off two cans of spaghetti sauce as a bomb during a bank robbery.

    A warrant for bank robbery and an explosives charged has been issued for Ophelia Amelia Neal.

    She is a parole absconder who has previous convictions for assault and various drug possessions.

    Police said she's allegedly walked into the 5/3 Bank at 15 Mile Road and Harper Avenue Sunday and said she had a bomb in her bag. She got away with an undisclosed amount of money but police later found the bag and discovered it was only sauce.

    Police continue their search for Neal.
     
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    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    How the fuck did that blob get away?
     
  3. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    How the fuck did she leave behind the food?
     
  4. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Hope whoever tags her has a big game tag.
     
  5. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Considering the town is only 4.66% bleck...
     
  6. DR. Jimcy M.E.

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    Well, at least that dog shit canned tomato sauce is good for something.
     

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