Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by BIV, Jun 19, 2013.
Who said he was an American captain? I've never seen that uniform. The Israeli army doesn't have sleeve stripe ranks like that, but a captain has 3 bars on his shoulders in the IDF.
He must be a Russian...
Captain 3rd Rank
(Капитан 3-го ранга)
How much you wanna bet he has four stripes in the next printing?
Idiots, why does he have to be a modern Cap'n??
Look at his hat; he's a Cap'n of olde.
There are plenty of ship's captains (the job and title, not the rank) who are commanders in rank.
The writer of the article is a tard.
Commander Crunch doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
The communist conspiracy grows.
Also, he's a "Cap'n" not a "Captain." It's a clever way to get around military law.
This is a obviously a smear campaign being conducted by Count Chocula.
Pfftt, more like Baron Chocula. That asshole's been known to exaggerate.
don't tell me CaptainKangaroo isn't a real captain either?
He got summarily demoted due to multiple EEO complaints.
Lucky isn't a real Leprechaun. He's just drunk.