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Today I Learned – Cap’n Crunch is a Liar and a Fraud

Discussion in 'Wackbag's Mean Cusine' started by BIV, Jun 19, 2013.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/foodbeast/today-i-learned-capn-crun_b_3453641.html
     
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  2. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    Who said he was an American captain? I've never seen that uniform. The Israeli army doesn't have sleeve stripe ranks like that, but a captain has 3 bars on his shoulders in the IDF.

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  3. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    He must be a Russian...

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  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    How much you wanna bet he has four stripes in the next printing?
     
  5. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  6. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Idiots, why does he have to be a modern Cap'n??

    Look at his hat; he's a Cap'n of olde.
     
  7. VMS

    VMS Victim of high standards and low personal skills.

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    There are plenty of ship's captains (the job and title, not the rank) who are commanders in rank.

    The writer of the article is a tard.
     
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  8. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Commander Crunch doesn't exactly roll off the tongue.
     
  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    The communist conspiracy grows.

    Also, he's a "Cap'n" not a "Captain." It's a clever way to get around military law.
     
  10. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    This is a obviously a smear campaign being conducted by Count Chocula.
     
  11. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    Pfftt, more like Baron Chocula. That asshole's been known to exaggerate.
     
  12. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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  13. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    don't tell me CaptainKangaroo isn't a real captain either?
     
  14. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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  15. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    He got summarily demoted due to multiple EEO complaints.
     
  16. NuttyJim

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    Lucky isn't a real Leprechaun. He's just drunk.
     

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