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I bailed after two minutes. I guess the novelty of listing to a bunch of gindaloons woping it up is fun if you've never been subjected to the annoying ginzo antics in real life, but that shit is insufferable for anyone who has experienced it first hand.

Like it's fun to watch monkeys swinging around in a cage at the zoo, but if you had to deal with them running around and shitting all over your neighborhood every day, they wouldn't seem so fun and entertaining
 

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I guess the novelty of listing to a bunch of gindaloons woping it up is fun if you've never been subjected to the annoying ginzo antics in real life, but for anyone who has experienced it for real, that shit is insufferable.
How exactly did it happen to you?
 

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I'm just glad Roland called out the faggot Colin Kane. Smug cunt.
 

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How exactly did it happen to you?
I lived in the Hamptons on Long Island... Southampton. Every summer packs(and they do travel in packs) of "strong island" guidos would crawl out from under their rocks in like Mineola and Massapequa and they'd invade the clubs out in the Hamptons. This wouldn't have been a problem for me, being that I avoided those cock sumps like the fucking plague, but the guidos often tended to spill out of the clubs and into some of my favorite bars and restaurants.

Imagine you're enjoying a beer and a nice plate of clams casino at a cool seaside beach bar in Hampton Bays. Hot Hamptons blueblood and classy Manhattan girly girls. A laid back, cool and classy vibe is going on... and then suddenly ten of these things walk in...



And there goes the fucking neighborhood.

As annoying as they are at first, just wait till they get 5 beers and a shot of Sambuca into themselves... it's like they go critical douche mass and everyone within a 100 yard radius is knocked flat by the power of the douche pressure wave.

A place that was a notorious magnet for them was The Boardy Barn in Hampton Bays... or The Bawdy Bahn as they pronounced it in that haaaaarible Long Island accent. (btw... a one Jill Nicoleaky was a frequent patron of this establishment.)

They may seem cute and harmless funboys when you see them on TEEVEE or hear their blather on the radio... but up close in real life they're annoying piles of human garbage.
 
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I'm not sure what is funnier THP's thrashing of jackie martling from awhile back or this latest post. Holy shit I hate long island.
 

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Imagine you're enjoying a beer and a nice plate of clams casino at a cool seaside beach bar in Hampton Bays. Hot Hamptons blueblood and classy Manhattan girly girls. A laid back, cool and classy vibe is going on... and then suddenly ten of these things walk in...
Docker's is not exactly "a cool seaside beach bar".
 

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Thanks for that. lol I've been to these towns so many times, Massapequa, Mineola, Oyster Bay, Brighton Beach, Hicksville, Shitsville, what shitholes they all are. Got off the train at more stations than I can remember with and without my gf. I usually ended up in a bar in a fight with some douche bag.
 

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I lived in the Hamptons on Long Island... Southampton. Every summer packs(and they do travel in packs) of "strong island" guidos would crawl out from under their rocks in like Mineola and Massapequa and they'd invade the clubs out in the Hamptons. This wouldn't have been a problem for me, being that I avoided those cock sumps like the fucking plague, but the guidos often tended to spill out of the clubs and into some of my favorite bars and restaurants.

Imagine you're enjoying a beer and a nice plate of clams casino at a cool seaside beach bar in Hampton Bays. Hot Hamptons blueblood and classy Manhattan girly girls. A laid back, cool and classy vibe is going on... and then suddenly ten of these things walk in...



And there goes the fucking neighborhood.

As annoying as they are at first, just wait till they get 5 beers and a shot of Sambuca into themselves... it's like they go critical douche mass and everyone within a 100 yard radius is knocked flat by the power of the douche pressure wave.

A place that was a notorious magnet for them was The Boardy Barn in Hampton Bays... or The Bawdy Bahn as they pronounced it in that haaaaarible Long Island accent. (btw... a one Jill Nicoleaky was a frequent patron of this establishment.)

They may seem cute and harmless funboys when you see them on TEEVEE or hear their blather on the radio... but up close in real life they're annoying piles of human garbage.
I was going to give you a "cool story bro"... until I started laughing.
 

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I bailed after two minutes. I guess the novelty of listing to a bunch of gindaloons woping it up is fun if you've never been subjected to the annoying ginzo antics in real life, but that shit is insufferable for anyone who has experienced it first hand.

Like it's fun to watch monkeys swinging around in a cage at the zoo, but if you had to deal with them running around and shitting all over your neighborhood every day, they wouldn't seem so fun and entertaining
I agree. Yeah its funny for a few minutes but I have never watched the show so I dont know who Vinny or any of them are other than what I hear on the news or from the show. Hearing Jimmy and Florentine talk and tell stories would have been much more entertaining.
 

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My god what is up with the tans? Do chicks really go for that shit? The guy on the right must have had one of his pals ball sack laying across his mouth in the tanning bed and it made it uneven.
Now you finally figured out why all these dumb douchebags watch the show. We watch it to hate them.
 

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Pass on the whole thing. Pass on hating them because it's the 'in' thing to do. Thank fuck I listen to the show a day behind, so I can fast forward right through that tripe.

Same as when an MMA fighter is in studio. They turn into such little girls. A 'reality star' is in, and they turn into tweens.

I agree with the above. Jim and Jim stories for 2 hours would have been perfect.

Though I did enjoy when Op had such righteous indignation when the fat one blew off the show. Who cares?! Some fat nothing didn't do the show. And?
 

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Pass on the whole thing. Pass on hating them because it's the 'in' thing to do.
So the 'in' thing is to like the show and the 'in' thing is to also hate the show? In all honesty you are the one that sounds like the "too cool for the room" douchebags with that one.
 

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Pass on the whole thing. Pass on hating them because it's the 'in' thing to do. Thank fuck I listen to the show a day behind, so I can fast forward right through that tripe.

Same as when an MMA fighter is in studio. They turn into such little girls. A 'reality star' is in, and they turn into tweens.

I agree with the above. Jim and Jim stories for 2 hours would have been perfect.

Though I did enjoy when Op had such righteous indignation when the fat one blew off the show. Who cares?! Some fat nothing didn't do the show. And?
Hating on dumb guidos is like the latest fad or something? All the kids are doing it?

Cool! I was hating on these clown all the way back when Lizzie Grubman was plowing her SUV into them.

Look at me! I'm ahead of the curve guy! I was hating on guidos before the hipsters decided it was passé.
 

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So the 'in' thing is to like the show and the 'in' thing is to also hate the show? In all honesty you are the one that sounds like the "too cool for the room" douchebags with that one.
Get fucked, Miss The Point Guy.

Hating on dumb guidos is like the latest fad or something? All the kids are doing it?

Cool! I was hating on these clown all the way back when Lizzie Grubman was plowing her SUV into them.

Look at me! I'm ahead of the curve guy! I was hating on guidos before the hipsters decided it was passé.
According to Mills, it's why people watch the show.

I can't be bothered. There's nothing riveting about that abortion. Same with a few other things that come up semi-often. Skip.
 

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Get fucked, Miss The Point Guy.
You know what... you still sound like a douchebag. I got your point and your point was that you are too cool to like the show and too cool to hate it. Have fun with that.
 

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According to Mills, it's why people watch the show.
It's why a lot of people watch a lot of shows.

I can't be bothered. There's nothing riveting about that abortion. Same with a few other things that come up semi-often. Skip.
It's not my cup of tea either. My revulsion for all things guido far outweighs the joy hating them brings me.

Toddler and Tiaras on the other hand... despising those human abominations brings me no end of pleasure.
 

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You know what... you still sound like a douchebag. I got your point and your point was that you are too cool to like the show and too cool to hate it. Have fun with that.
Oh noes! Someone random called me a name! You completely missed my point, and I can't be bothered to explain it to you. Have fun with what? You being flippant? The best part is that you'll respond to this again, as you can't control yourself.

It's why a lot of people watch a lot of shows.

It's not my cup of tea either. My revulsion for all things guido far outweighs the joy hating them brings me.

Toddler and Tiaras on the other hand... despising those human abominations brings me no end of pleasure.
I'm indifferent to the show. Just can't be bothered. Mildly disappointing to the boys fawn over it.

T&T though. That I can get behind. I can both hate the Mother's, and fap to the kids at the same time. Win/win!