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  1. Dickieboy

    Dickieboy Im An ASS

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    BRILLIANT ...... A Clusterfuck of fantasticness !
     
  2. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I bailed after two minutes. I guess the novelty of listing to a bunch of gindaloons woping it up is fun if you've never been subjected to the annoying ginzo antics in real life, but that shit is insufferable for anyone who has experienced it first hand.

    Like it's fun to watch monkeys swinging around in a cage at the zoo, but if you had to deal with them running around and shitting all over your neighborhood every day, they wouldn't seem so fun and entertaining
     
  3. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    How exactly did it happen to you?
     
  4. paffa2

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    I'm just glad Roland called out the faggot Colin Kane. Smug cunt.
     
  5. Absolutely

    Absolutely Self-Heavy

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    My dream show would be Wire Guests + Jersey Shore + Bobo
     
  6. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    I lived in the Hamptons on Long Island... Southampton. Every summer packs(and they do travel in packs) of "strong island" guidos would crawl out from under their rocks in like Mineola and Massapequa and they'd invade the clubs out in the Hamptons. This wouldn't have been a problem for me, being that I avoided those cock sumps like the fucking plague, but the guidos often tended to spill out of the clubs and into some of my favorite bars and restaurants.

    Imagine you're enjoying a beer and a nice plate of clams casino at a cool seaside beach bar in Hampton Bays. Hot Hamptons blueblood and classy Manhattan girly girls. A laid back, cool and classy vibe is going on... and then suddenly ten of these things walk in...

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    And there goes the fucking neighborhood.

    As annoying as they are at first, just wait till they get 5 beers and a shot of Sambuca into themselves... it's like they go critical douche mass and everyone within a 100 yard radius is knocked flat by the power of the douche pressure wave.

    A place that was a notorious magnet for them was The Boardy Barn in Hampton Bays... or The Bawdy Bahn as they pronounced it in that haaaaarible Long Island accent. (btw... a one Jill Nicoleaky was a frequent patron of this establishment.)

    They may seem cute and harmless funboys when you see them on TEEVEE or hear their blather on the radio... but up close in real life they're annoying piles of human garbage.
     
  7. Taint Stench

    Taint Stench #shredding

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    I'm not sure what is funnier THP's thrashing of jackie martling from awhile back or this latest post. Holy shit I hate long island.
     
  8. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Docker's is not exactly "a cool seaside beach bar".
     
  9. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Your lye-ging...
     
  10. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Thanks for that. lol I've been to these towns so many times, Massapequa, Mineola, Oyster Bay, Brighton Beach, Hicksville, Shitsville, what shitholes they all are. Got off the train at more stations than I can remember with and without my gf. I usually ended up in a bar in a fight with some douche bag.
     
  11. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    If it's always you, it's you, not them.
     
  12. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Ever heard of exaggeration.
     
  13. Creasy Bear

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    This was ten years ago. I don't know what the hell's going on out there now.
     
  14. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I was going to give you a "cool story bro"... until I started laughing.
     
  15. twiggy

    twiggy Livin the Dream!!!

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    I agree. Yeah its funny for a few minutes but I have never watched the show so I dont know who Vinny or any of them are other than what I hear on the news or from the show. Hearing Jimmy and Florentine talk and tell stories would have been much more entertaining.
     
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    twiggy Livin the Dream!!!

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  17. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Now you finally figured out why all these dumb douchebags watch the show. We watch it to hate them.
     
  18. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Pass on the whole thing. Pass on hating them because it's the 'in' thing to do. Thank fuck I listen to the show a day behind, so I can fast forward right through that tripe.

    Same as when an MMA fighter is in studio. They turn into such little girls. A 'reality star' is in, and they turn into tweens.

    I agree with the above. Jim and Jim stories for 2 hours would have been perfect.

    Though I did enjoy when Op had such righteous indignation when the fat one blew off the show. Who cares?! Some fat nothing didn't do the show. And?
     
  19. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    So the 'in' thing is to like the show and the 'in' thing is to also hate the show? In all honesty you are the one that sounds like the "too cool for the room" douchebags with that one.
     
  20. Creasy Bear

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    Hating on dumb guidos is like the latest fad or something? All the kids are doing it?

    Cool! I was hating on these clown all the way back when Lizzie Grubman was plowing her SUV into them.

    Look at me! I'm ahead of the curve guy! I was hating on guidos before the hipsters decided it was passé.
     
  21. espo222

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    Me too
     
  22. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Get fucked, Miss The Point Guy.

    According to Mills, it's why people watch the show.

    I can't be bothered. There's nothing riveting about that abortion. Same with a few other things that come up semi-often. Skip.
     
  23. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    You know what... you still sound like a douchebag. I got your point and your point was that you are too cool to like the show and too cool to hate it. Have fun with that.
     
  24. Creasy Bear

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    It's why a lot of people watch a lot of shows.

    It's not my cup of tea either. My revulsion for all things guido far outweighs the joy hating them brings me.

    Toddler and Tiaras on the other hand... despising those human abominations brings me no end of pleasure.
     
  25. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Oh noes! Someone random called me a name! You completely missed my point, and I can't be bothered to explain it to you. Have fun with what? You being flippant? The best part is that you'll respond to this again, as you can't control yourself.

    I'm indifferent to the show. Just can't be bothered. Mildly disappointing to the boys fawn over it.

    T&T though. That I can get behind. I can both hate the Mother's, and fap to the kids at the same time. Win/win!
     

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