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Toddler Drowns in Washer

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  1. Lord Zero

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    Must've had it set to glub glub.

    http://shine.yahoo.com/parenting/toddlers-tragic-washing-machine-death-sends-warning-parents-202400944.html

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    Having raised a child, I never seemed to have a problem understanding something that could be hazardous to her. Water being one of the easiest ones. A bucket of water, dangerous. The kid in the tub, dangerous, never left her unattended. Swimming pool, yeah, I watched her like a hawk. Washing machine, again, water...dangerous.

    There are just some forms of stupid you can't fix. Leaving a toddler alone with a wash basin full of water is pretty much a Darwin moment. You may have missed your moment of Darwinism before you had a chance to breed, but your stupid off spring didn't.
     
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    That is fucking hilarious. Like a story about a horrific car accident, with Chevy ads.
     
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    I like it.
     
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    I bet the kid was giggling all the way down the washboard.
     
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    Great, now I'm going to have to suffer with more lockout systems on my future washing machines because this asshole couldn't keep her retard out of the machine.

    I wonder if she tossed it in there to get rid of it. Makes more sense than drowning them in a tub or driving into a lake.
     
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    Drowns syndrome?
     
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    Before reading the article I assumed the washer was running, the kid got up on the counter and opened the lid, fell in, and the lid closed starting the washer back up. Even though that didn't happen I'm suprised that washers are designed in such a way that it could happen, at least mine is.
     
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    Wait....was this a top loading or front loading machine? Top loader....How did the kid get on top of the washer? They educate parents about water and infants drowning in less than an inch before they can take the infant home..... Front Loader....the door would have to closed behind him for water to be in the machine. Sounds like a person trying to make lemonaid out of lemons.
     

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