Tom Cruise, building a 10 million dollar bunker to hide from aliens

martianvirus

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This guy is crazy. Like a bunker is really going to stop the aliens.:icon_roll
There are new rumors that Tom Cruise is preparing for the end of the world.

Star magazine quotes a source who says: “Tom is planning to build a $10 million bunker under his Telluride estate. It’s a self-contained underground shelter with a high tech air-purifying system where up to ten people can survive for years.”

According to Scientology beliefs the evil intergalactic ruler Xenu will attack Earth and so the underground bunker will save Cruise and his family from invading aliens.

"What the El" Editorial:

Gosh I hope this is a story from someone who wants us to think Tom is nutty than we already think he is.

I really don’t need any help thinking he has jumped the shark.

Cruise, wife Katie and daughter Suri are in Berlin where he’s filming the World War II movie “Valkyrie.”

Cruise’s adopted children with Nicole Kidman, Isabella, 14 and Connor, 12, reportedly spent the summer at a Scientology camp.
http://www.nbc5i.com/whattheel/14219488/detail.html
 

Xyn

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The guy's insane, but I want me one of them bunkers.

I doubt it would do shit against aliens, but it sounds like it would be pretty fun in case of WW III
 

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If you line it with magnetite it will do very well against aliens.
 

bryanswafford

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With my income, here is how I am getting ready for the invasion. How long will it be until Tom has one of these on his head.

 

Treat_Yourself

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True, but do those Aliens have such a weapon?
They can fly through interstellar space in modified DC 10s, but apparently they can't build a bunker buster. Shouldn't scientologists have Pete Rose haircuts?
 

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Actually, it just says he's building a bunker. The author is speculating on the fear of aliens part. He could be building that bunker for any number of reasons. None of them probably make any sense, but he might not be all the way crazy.
 

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If I had a couple hundred million in the bank I would probably build one too.
 
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Eh the Waltons.. aka the family that owns Walmart also has their own personal bunker. When you have unlimited funds, you tend to spend cash on random bullshit. Cruise's religion is no more crazy then Christianity or any of the other major delusions.
 

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i wish i had a bunker, and herpes. some guys have all the luck.
 

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Eh the Waltons.. aka the family that owns Walmart also has their own personal bunker. When you have unlimited funds, you tend to spend cash on random bullshit. Cruise's religion is no more crazy then Christianity or any of the other major delusions.



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martianvirus

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.... Cruise's religion is no more crazy then Christianity or any of the other major delusions.
That's not true. Other religions may be bogus, but they were made up by people thousands of years ago and have stood up to time.



Scientology was made up by a known science fiction writer.

Another work of L. Ron Hubbard was Battlestar Galatica.