Top 20 Worst Bands of All Time

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Who doesn't love a meaningless list? NOBODY, that's who.

Because nobody likes to click "Next" 15 times, I've made the actual list.

20. Spin Doctors
19. The Raconteurs
18. Oasis
17. Phish
16. 4 Non Blondes
15. Pretty Ricky
14. Foreigner
13. Wings
12. Fleet Foxes
11. Red Hot Chili Peppers
10. Pussycat Dolls
9. Rush
8. Hootie & The Blowfish
7. Pearl Jam
6. Black Eyed Peas
5. Animal Collective
4. Sex Pistols
3. LCD Soundsystem
2. Eagles
1. Dave Matthews Band

I have to question the fact that 4 Non-Blondes is on any list, as if anyone knows who they are.


http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/2012/02/worst_bands_of_all_time_1.php
 

LiddyRules

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20-2: Band I heard at a bar that one time.
1: Dave Matthews Band
 

Konstantin K

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4 Non Blondes should be #2.

Not a big Pearl Jam fan but they don't belong anywhere on the list.

Rush? Fuck yourself.

No idea what Fleet Foxes is.

I thought Pussycat Dolls was like a burlesque show in Vegas, they're a band now?
 

Voodoo Ben

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i always hate Worst Bands Ever list's because they usually have bands that don't deserve to be on the list.
 

Chino Kapone

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I thought Pussycat Dolls was like a burlesque show in Vegas, they're a band now?
It either started as a band or started as the burlesque show. They sing about being hot and slutty. Nicole Schezinger is so so so hot.



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No Creed? No Nickleback? Oh, I get it, this is like the LA Hipster list of shitty bands.
 

LiddyRules

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And what crazy ass list has LCD Soundsystem, the Eagles, the Sex Pistols, Black Eyed Peas, and the Pussycat Dolls all together. I'm sorry, I hate Dave Matthews but if forced to listen to a CD or go to a concert, I'd choose them over BEP or PCD.
 

Chino Kapone

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And I don't care who you are... Hootie and the Blowfish sold 16 million copies of their first album. Popular yes, but hell, they were good.

When I hear this song on the radio, I'll still listen to it.
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Konstantin K

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And I don't care who you are... Hootie and the Blowfish sold 16 million copies of their first album. Popular yes, but hell, they were good.

When I hear this song on the radio, I'll still listen to it.
I can't disagree. The singles off that album were catchy as hell.
 

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The Eagles Greatest Hits is the second best selling album in the history of the world.

Now I know you dip shits that think you are music aficionados will say "pop music is garbage". Well guess what dip shits, the reason pop music is called pop music? It is popular. When I was a 20 something hipster before they even had hipsters, I said the same thing. Now that I am pushing 50, I understand.
 

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I agree, Hootie and the Blowfish and Pearl Jam do not belong on that list. I'm not a fan but the Eagles probably doesn't belong on there either. There are probably dozens of bands worse than them.

Is there some type of qualification, like the shittiest bands that have sold over 10 million records?
 

Mother Shucker

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1982 Michael Jackson Thriller 29,000,000


1976 Eagles Their Greatest Hits (1971-1975) 29,000,000
1971 Led Zeppelin Led Zeppelin IV 24,500,000
1979 Pink Floyd The Wall Columbia/Capitol 23,000,000
1985 Billy Joel Greatest Hits Volume I & Volume II 23,000,000
1980 AC/DC Back in Black Atlantic 22× Platinum
1998 Garth Brooks Double Live 21× Platinum
1997 Shania Twain Come On Over 20× Platinum
Listen, I do not like cunty music in the least. But I can not argue that Garth Brooks and Shania Twain sold over 20 million albums. And that is not for there careers, that is one fucking record.

The Eagles sold 29,000,000 of one record. It is not "your opinion man", it pretty much is the worlds.

But you can keep buying those indie records you hear on that college radio station MAAAAAAN.....
 
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I'm convinced that at least 25% of the Eagles hate is solely based on Big Lebowski.
If he would have used another band, say The Police, they'd be on more lists as being lame or sucking.

I cannot however get on board the "Hootie wasn't that bad" train. Hootie = Shit
 
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I do hate Rush, but not because I'm a hipster or it's cool, I just hate them.
But I also hate Fleet Foxes and don't mind The Eagles.

Sex Pistols, LCD, Animal Collective shouldn't be on the list based on the fact that they're not "Worst"
And most of the rest shouldn't be on there because nobody gives a fart about them.

I do like DMB at #1 :icon_cool
 

Lord Zero

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The Eagles Greatest Hits is the second best selling album in the history of the world.

Now I know you dip shits that think you are music aficionados will say "pop music is garbage". Well guess what dip shits, the reason pop music is called pop music? It is popular. When I was a 20 something hipster before they even had hipsters, I said the same thing. Now that I am pushing 50, I understand.
Listen, I do not like cunty music in the least. But I can not argue that Garth Brooks and Shania Twain sold over 20 million albums. And that is not for there careers, that is one fucking record.

The Eagles sold 29,000,000 of one record. It is not "your opinion man", it pretty much is the worlds.

But you can keep buying those indie records you hear on that college radio station MAAAAAAN.....
I had to respond to your posts. I haven't even read the list yet so my argument comes from a purely philosophical place rather than a place of disagreement over the specifics of the list.

Just because something is popular doesn't mean it's good. Every now and then, the hipsters are right: The mainstream really doesn't get it. Popularity can often be linked to strong marketing rather than good quality.

The Eagles sold 29,000,000 of one record. It is not "your opinion man", it pretty much is the worlds.
1. That's extremely dismissive of other people's opinions and delusionally supportive of your own.

2. 29,000,000 people is not the world. How many people didn't buy it? How many Eagles fans thought it was their worst album ever? How many people watched Mind of Mencia at it's peak?

3. Even if that was the world's opinion, it's still an opinion. You're basically arguing that people shouldn't have negative opinions of something if millions of other people think it's great.
 

Lord Zero

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Who doesn't love a meaningless list? NOBODY, that's who.

Because nobody likes to click "Next" 15 times, I've made the actual list.

20. Spin Doctors
19. The Raconteurs
18. Oasis
17. Phish
16. 4 Non Blondes
15. Pretty Ricky
14. Foreigner
13. Wings
12. Fleet Foxes
11. Red Hot Chili Peppers
10. Pussycat Dolls
9. Rush
8. Hootie & The Blowfish
7. Pearl Jam
6. Black Eyed Peas
5. Animal Collective
4. Sex Pistols
3. LCD Soundsystem
2. Eagles
1. Dave Matthews Band

I have to question the fact that 4 Non-Blondes is on any list, as if anyone knows who they are.


http://blogs.laweekly.com/westcoastsound/2012/02/worst_bands_of_all_time_1.php
Of all the bands I've heard on that list, the Black Eyed Peas are the only ones who deserve to be on it (and this is coming from someone who dislikes a lot of those bands). They should be #1.
 

Mother Shucker

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Popularity can often be linked to strong marketing rather than good quality.
Wow, now I get it. The Eagles where some marketing group. Like The Backstreet Boys. Here I was thinking it was world class song writing (by the guys in the band, not some record company hired gun) and amazing harmony's. Thanks guys, I now see it clearly. The Eagles are indeed the second worst band in history. The guy (whoever the fuck he is) who wrote this and you are correct. My bad.
 

Konstantin K

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Of all the bands I've heard on that list, the Black Eyed Peas are the only ones who deserve to be on it (and this is coming from someone who dislikes a lot of those bands). They should be #1.
Did you watch the 4 Non Blondes video? It's one of the worst things that has ever been. It fills me with rage.