Trading Spouse's "God Warrior"'s Daughter Dies.

WonkaVision

To my Friends!!! To My Friends!!!
#1

Marguerite Perrin, the God-obsessed shrew who infamously lost it on FOX's "Trading Spouses," after returning to her family, has lost her daughter Ashley in a car crash.

Ashley Perrin, 25, was driving on Interstate 55 in Ponchatoula, La., reports the Hammond Star, when her minivan hit a guard rail. According to cops, Ashley "was ejected" from the vehicle and died at the scene, but the cause of the accident is unknown. Ashley leaves an 8-year-old daughter.

The victim's mother is best known for her "God Warrior" ranting, particularly trying to throw FOX cameras out of her house when she returned to her family, and initially refusing to accept the $50,000 prize money -- because it was "tainted" and "dark-sided."
 

Davel23

Registered User
#2
I'd hit it...

WITH A GUARD RAIL!!!

Ba-dum pshhh!


What, too soon?
 

TheDrip

I'm bi-winning.
#5
Seems God's warrior's daughter got knocked up at an early age.
 
#8
On a positive note, now that she's dead she won't have to deal with god anymore.
 

Vyce

Light-skinned, with no Negro dialect.
#9
I can't really laugh at this. You don't get to choose your biological parents.

That said, it would be darkly amusing to have a bunch of homosexuals protest her funeral.
 

UCFGavin

Registered User
#11
sucks when shit like this happens.

too bad her mom was a fat cunt
 

Xyn

3 letters, 0 meaning
#12
That sucks.

But pregnant at 16 huh?

Fucking hypocrites.

I wonder who will be taking care of that kid. I can only hope it's no one in that family.
 

Vyce

Light-skinned, with no Negro dialect.
#13
That sucks.

But pregnant at 16 huh?

Fucking hypocrites.

I wonder who will be taking care of that kid. I can only hope it's no one in that family.
I really hope that kid is half-black.
 

Deadbent

You can go fuck.
#15
Yer kiddin'!

Wheere did it happen?



(I just remember unoriginal had god warrior as his avatar for like a year, haha)
 
Top