Traffic Court - My Journey Into Hell

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Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
Jan 23, 2006
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Traffic Court Shaninigans.

MuuMuu-ving violation:
Speeding in a construction zone while workers present 75 in 55 zone (Double Fine)
I did my usual speech about my radar unit being calibrated and it's certification date. I read my narrative (the notes I take during the traffic stop).The motorist is a large fat woman at least 350+ pounds. She is sweaty, has three chins, and has a hoarse fat woman voice. She tries to explain that she is not guilty because the sun was in her eyes. I point out that she was Westbound and the sun rises in the East. She challenges my knowledge of planet science and then changes her story that the sun blinded her because it was in her mirror. The judge was growing impatient and asked her to wrap it up.
Guilty - She pisses and moans as she waddles out the door about the double fine. After I get out of court I saw her at the fine window with her entire white trash clan complete with a cross eyed teenage son and she was blubbering about not being able to afford the ticket.

Asshole in Blue
I was sitting in traffic court with other officers from the various departments that work in the county. A city cop is sitting next to me. Another trooper is giving his narrative. The motorist is an Asian American. He speaks with a very heavy accent and is basically calling the trooper a liar. "He lie, me no speed". Every time the trooper is speaking the Asian guy makes this weird face. The city cops leans over and whispers "see that, that's how the gook laughs". I press one of my feet into the ground and it takes every ounce of energy to keep from bursting into laughter. That asshole, just kept looking forward as I continued to cough to cover up my laugh. The judge told me to go get a drink of water and come back.

Coming soon......
Raydars Bez Raysciss
 

billfromavenel

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May 16, 2007
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Seeing a new thread started by motorhead is almost as exciting as seeing one started by thp can't wait to hear how raydar be rayciss
 
Jun 30, 2005
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No what he meant was a Shitty Cop...."Town cop never treat me bad..but you Shitty cop...you lie! I no speed!"
 

Psychopath

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Dec 28, 2008
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Cop stories are the bessssst.
 

weeniewawa

it's a man, baby!!!
May 21, 2005
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we had some wetback hole kill a highway worker last week in Fresno

she even went home and pulled the plates off of her wetback wagon and tried to hide the damage and she was drunk

she went to court earlier this week and all her family and friends were there to plead for her side and pleaded not guilty

and I am sure she said "el conos are racisto"
 

mr. sin

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Mar 30, 2005
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I SEE A HUGE SERIES OF POSTS COMING IN THIS THREAD!!

FROM FACEBOOK RACING BUSTS TO THE twitter game of silver cars lol!

gonna sub to this thread!
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
Jan 23, 2006
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I am calling shenanigans.

What fucking city you live near?
Well, Douglas County encompasses Omaha, Ralston, Waterloo, Yutan, Bennington, Boys Town. All of these towns have their own PD. The population is around 525,000 people.
 

mr. sin

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Mar 30, 2005
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boys town is that near sanduskyville?
 

Turfmower

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Jan 17, 2005
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FUCK THE ASSHOLES THAT SPEEDS THOUGH CONSTRUCTION AREAS they should be finned 4x and double points
 

Mother Shucker

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Oct 13, 2004
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Well, Douglas County encompasses Omaha, Ralston, Waterloo, Yutan, Bennington, Boys Town. All of these towns have their own PD. The population is around 525,000 people.
Once again, what city do you live near?
 

Mother Shucker

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Oct 13, 2004
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FUCK THE ASSHOLES THAT SPEEDS THOUGH CONSTRUCTION AREAS they should be finned 4x and double points
I am more of a FUCK THE ASSHOLES THAT RUN FROM POLICE. They should be executed for their Tom Foolery.
 

rockpup

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Jun 2, 2005
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I smell a classic thread. Either that or my invalid mother needs a wipe.
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
Jan 23, 2006
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Here is a map. I live South of Omaha. In Sarpy County Southwest of Bellevue. Google Map Tregaron. I live in that subdivision, you will see that Offut AFB/Stratcom is only a couple miles away.
 

Psychopath

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Dec 28, 2008
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Speaking of court, I have fucking jury duty next month.
 

Dicktator

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Feb 11, 2006
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Do you enjoy traffic court or hate it. I can't see people ever winning when it's the officers word against against theirs.
 

DanaReevesLungs

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Jun 9, 2005
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Here is a map. I live South of Omaha. In Sarpy County Southwest of Bellevue. Google Map Tregaron. I live in that subdivision, you will see that Offut AFB/Stratcom is only a couple miles away.
Damn MH. I passed right by you in January. Had to jump on US75 to Omaha from Nebraska City.
 

Motor Head

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Jan 23, 2006
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Do you enjoy traffic court or hate it. I can't see people ever winning when it's the officers word against against theirs.
I actually hate it. But it comes with the job. As far as people losing, well the odds are all on the house, but people do win - if you have a clean record and plead no contest, they might toss out everything but court costs. I had one of my citations was tossed when the guy came with a printed picture of a the speed limit sign being partially obstructed by a tree limb. I checked the sign the next day during my shift so I could report it to DOT. There wasn't a tree anywhere near the sign. Meh, the guy got out of it. He kept his mouth shut when I stopped him, admitted nothing, signed the ticket and then must of came back during the day and had a buddy hold a cut tree limb in front of the sign when he snapped the pic. I figured he went through all of that plus two trips to the courthouse to get out of a $169 fine, he deserved a walk.
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
Jan 23, 2006
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Damn MH. I passed right by you in January. Had to jump on US75 to Omaha from Nebraska City.
Yep, you were damn close. If I left now, I could be on hwy 75 in 2 minutes. If you look ate the satelite map you will see my beloved Gas N' Shit to the east where I buy my booze and my doggy Blutto comes along for his hot dog.
 

Party Rooster

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Apr 27, 2005
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There wasn't a tree anywhere near the sign. Meh, the guy got out of it. He kept his mouth shut when I stopped him, admitted nothing, signed the ticket and then must of came back during the day and had a buddy hold a cut tree limb in front of the sign when he snapped the pic.
I'd make him at least sweat a perjury charge if I saw him again.
 
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