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TSA agent among 55 caught in kid porn net

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Apr 11, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Bunch a ta-el tales.

    http://www.bostonherald.com/news/regional/view.bg?articleid=1061123719
     
  2. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    Oh, Uncle Jose!
     
  3. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Is it supposed to mean something that the guy was TSA? Like anybody is impressed by their tin badges and considers them "government agents" or something?
     
  4. Jon the Cop

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    TSA officers are a joke. They hire based more on sex and color than on actual common sense and intelligence. I actually know a white male that took the TSA exam and freaking ACED IT! Woohoo. Ya him! The idea was to get a foot in the door, lateral to air marshal in a year since they are not planning on hiring directly anytime soon. Well, almost a year later, we have watched them hire people with barely a GED that look like the missing link or Bin Laden's brother over him, even though he has a solid work history (only two jobs in the last decade, both as an actual cop), great credit, no delinquent debt, no criminal history, and the fact he got a 99% on the exam. You are going to tell me TRA-KWON and BON'QUISHA (not making that up) were more qualified than that guy? Really?

    Oh yeah, and my dad flew in from France last weekend and they routed his flight through detroit. Guess who is missing a $3,000 camera? And the lock wasn't broken. A TSA authorized lock was no longer locked in place. Someone in Detroit TSA used their key to steal his camera. SHOCKER! And they wonder why they pay out so many claims and settlements.
     
  5. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    How many did we lose... "whaa"
     
  6. KRSOne

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    TSA is the perfect job for pedos. They get to feel up kids all day and claim they are protecting the country from the Taliban.
     
  7. jnoble

    jnoble Lingering longer for a longering linger

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    Techically true, but kid touchers usually look like Uncle Paul, not Uncle Remus

    (get it? It's a 'TSA agents are usually black but black people generally aren't sick pervs' joke)
     
  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I can't resist.

    ... Boy, are his arms tired.

    (After all the vile shit I've typed here, that's the joke I feel guilty about, as I should.)
     
  9. Jon the Cop

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    You should feel guilty. I'd tell you 50 lashes, but you'd like it.


    AaaaBooooooooooooooooooo!
     
  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    That joke should carry a stiffer penalty than high treason. I should've typed it in front of a firing squad.
     
  11. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Yet, I giggled. Not a lot, just a little. A wee bit.

    Okay, now I'm giggling again.
     
  12. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    You guys should get together and throw a Lemon Party.
     
  13. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Where can I get a kid porn net? Is it a drift net? Gill net?
     
  14. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    It's a butterfly net. But the bungee harness for jumping out of the tree is required equipment as well.
     

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