Discussion in 'Current Events' started by SuperGolfer, Dec 25, 2011.
From killer cupcakes.
i want to see how fat those tsa agents are. she might also want to keep her mouth shut about the hummus around the tsa.
Could we just fire all of these cunt TSA agents and adopt the security measures That EL Al uses? Enough is enough with this bullshit.
Of course not. They're unionized democrat voters.
I've thought the same thing but we're a nation of whiny bitches and crybabies. We are so afraid of offending others and inconveniencing others than getting the job done the way it should.
There is no more common sense and good judgement. Black and White policies are being applied to a "fluid" world.
They also need to raise hiring standards and appearance standards and stop hiring from the lowest common denominators.
El Al should offer domestic US air service.
I flew them four years ago. Before you even go through the metal detector, you're interviewed by a representative who checks your IDs and asks you personal questions about why you're going to Israel, what's your heritage, et cetera. The guy was suspicious because I didn't know what temple my father goes to, and also was wondering why my license picture (taken 1994) didn't look like my passport picture (taken 2001) and neither looked like me in 2007.
After that, you go through the metal detector and you watch as your luggage goes through the giant metal detector right there in front of you (actually, I think your luggage goes through first). Only then are you able to approach the reservations counter. It's a good feeling knowing that on the tarmac the plane is being watched over, that all the staff is ex-military (since military service is compulsory in Israel), that there are armed (and unmarked) security people on the plane, and that even the sky waitresses can fuck you up if they need to.
The last thing they're worried about is fucking cupcakes and geriatrics with colostomy bags.
Is this suppose to be shocking? Only the lowest of the low want to be TSA agents. Meter maids have more dignity and purpose than TSA. They are robots with no human reasoning.
Next time put your icing in 3oz plastic bottle. The only way to make sure it's not a threat.
carlin said it best that the fact you can randomly be blown up is dangerous fun.
This must be a regional thing. The last couple times I flew, all the TSA folk were upstanding white people.
correct me if im wrong but wasn't the TSA cooked up during the bush administration?
its more that they are just typical government drones, with no threat of being fired for incompetence, ignorance or belligerence.
It's not a D vs R thing, it's just that the government can't do anything without fucking everyone in the ass.
But Don is right in the respect that they're now a nationalized union, and will be a very huge D proponent in the future. (If not already)
It's a shame that one can't apply for a 5-minute waiver of assault and battery laws.
She's from a place called "Peebiddy". Fuck her.
My first thought on this was "Who has their food taken away at airport security then calls the news?"
Ergo why when we fly we go out of Portland rather then Logan...
And they have their own union... whereas ATF/FBI/Treasury/FDA/USDA etc... are members (for the most part) of the NTEU one of the bigger Federal Employee Unions... also they don't use GSA pay grades which is odd.
Make tasty looking cupcakes with lots of chocolate laxatives in them and top with mounds of icing.
Go through checkpoint with lots of fatso TSA's.
Once the suckers take the bait, watch as hilarity ensues as they shit themselves.
Last I checked TSA uses the New World Order pay grades and they're are a part of the One World Government Union. I'm sure KRSOne could clear it all up for us though.