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TSA pulls out cancer machines but your balls still aren't safe from fondling

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by KRSOne, Jan 19, 2013.

  1. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    TSA pulls plug on X-ray scanners


    So we have Israeli operatives running security at airports and the only reason the scanners were put in was because Israeli citizen Michael Chertoff owned the company that makes the scanners.
     
  2. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Needs more Jew-bashing.
     
  3. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    There was no "jew bashing". I said Israeli's.
     
  4. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Well, let me be the first to say dirty kikes.

    :action-sm
     
  5. Voodoo Ben

    Voodoo Ben You gotta wash your ass

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    the owner of the company was Hebie Kikeburger.
     
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  6. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    YOU'D ALL BE HIJACKED WITHOUT MY MICHAEL AND MY DAY-VID!
     
  7. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    i remember the days when kirk cunt would put more effort into his stories than copy/paste and a 1 liner.

    you're really phoning it in now.
     
  8. the Streif

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    I enjoy having my balls fondled.
     
  9. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 Sailing into the Danger Zone...
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    Really. I wish mine got fondled a bit more often.
     
  10. the Streif

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    Go buy a plane ticket and let your tax dollars work for you for once. Even better if it's a sheboon. Then you can play slave girl and Thomas Jefferson as you look down on her!;)

    Good times for all!
     
  11. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 Sailing into the Danger Zone...
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    I wish. I fly several times a year but nobody ever even gives
    me a 2nd look yet alone a reach around or a good groping.
     
  12. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    wear a rag on your head next time you fly
     
  13. the Streif

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    They are the LAST ones the TSA bothers since they don't want to get sued for racial profiling. If he really wants to get his balls fondled all he has to do is dress up as a 90 year old white grand mother in a wheelchair. Or, alternatively, go as a pre-schooler. They seem to get an invite to "Uncle Paul's TSA Secure Screening Area" quite regularly too.
     
  14. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "Look at these people. They pull the machines out and they go right back to ball-fondling. Vultures."
     
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    Ballbuster1 Sailing into the Danger Zone...
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    Tell me about it. I had to take my mother to get a flight
    and she was in her mid 70's and in a wheelchair.

    They patted her down because she couldn't walk thru
    the metal detector. A 75 yo white great grandmother
    in a wheel chair is a threat?

    Profiling works. Fuck these stupid checks and train
    people to properly profile. Terrorists aren't that smart.
    A good profiler can do wonders.
     
  16. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    "All these people trying to get out of the airport, we're the only two schmucks trying to get in."
     
  17. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Years before 9-11 I was getting on a plane with a hip high plaster cast and crutches. I couldn't get thru the detector without them so they wanded me and the new screw and pin in my ankle honked. Bunifa got excited. She wanted me to show them to her. I said they are in my bone. Can you slip the cast off so I can see? No, of course not. Well I can't let you on de plane. Get your supervisor. Ezekiel heard the story and heard the beeps and studied the cast and finally made the brave decision to let me on.

    After 9-11, they got 10X worse. I do my best to not fly any more.
     
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  18. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    I used to have a short haircut. I'd just take clippers and buzz it all off every month or so, let it grow back a bit and another no-guard haircut. Holy shit will you get harassed in the airport if you are a young White man with a haircut like that. Every government agency is pissing its pants over "right wing extremist terrorism." Meanwhile, they never check Arabs and Blacks. You know, the people who do all the terrorist attacks at the damn airports. That would be "rayciss."

    I see a lot more Whites getting the run around at the airport than Sheik Hassan Muhammed or whatever.
     
  19. Buster H

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    Are we going to have to re-do our lesson on radiation again?
     
  20. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Umm kinda pointless explaining science to Kirk...
     
  21. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    At least Kirk seems to understand that the millimeter wave machines aren't globalist cancer death rays.

    Kirk? Are the millimeter wave machines okay, or are they sapping and impurifying our precious bodily fluids too?
     
  22. Buster H

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    if I remember correctly, when I made a huge post about it a few years ago, he didn't freak out about the millimeter wave machines being dangerous. He still went on a tirade about it being a 4th amendment issue. That's where we kinda called him out on it.

    I really don't think Kirk even believes the back scatter machines were dangerous. He was using the danger thing to fight it because he disagreed with the searches to begin with.
     
  23. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I think that we would all agree invisible "rays" that allow someone to see inside someone else leave science far behind and fall neatly into the magic category.
     
  24. Creasy Bear

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    The title of this thread shows what a "slave to the narrative" Kirk truly is. If the script says it's a cancer machine, then by cracky, it's a dadgum cancer machine... and Kirk won't let any of that logic and reason tell him otherwise. Even if you take the time and effort to educate him and wear him down until he even agrees with you... doesn't matter.. he'll just pop right back up years, or even months, weeks, days later... spouting the original script. "The truth" of the script is more important than that other stupid thing... the actual truth.
     
  25. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    I do a website for this lady that writes articles about GMO food... EMF issues etc... and I hope she never drives a car as the EMF generated by the steel belted tires is ridiculous... my chicks old boss (a nuclear physicist) grabbed some gizmo from the lab and quantified it for her.
     

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