TSA Removes Shatners Pants To Protect Us From ALQ

KRSOne

Registered User
#1
So brave, what would we do without these patriotic TSA agents protecting us from the Taliban?

Actor William Shatner, 81, this week recounted a hilarious version of what he says happened during a pat-down by a Transportation Security Administration worker at LAX before he boarded a flight to South Africa. Shatner says when the agent patted down his waist area, his pants fell down.
[video=youtube;S0GoCmPi4CQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0GoCmPi4CQ&feature=player_embedded#![/video]
 

mascan42

Registered User
#2
What everyone else hears: a funny story told by a professional actor who knows how to exaggerate real events for comedic purposes, on a late night talk show known for being quite silly.

What Kirk hears: a plot to enslave the public.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#4
These were the TSA Agents

 

jimmyslostchin

Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
#7
But wouldn't Shatner and other rich people getting a pass at the airport be further evidence of the banksters getting preferential treatment?
Depends which way the wind is blowing. It's either the Keystone cops of the TSA r8ping an 81 year old harmless man while the terrorists get a free pass or the illuminati owl worshippers getting through unscathed because they know the secret handshake.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#8
THEY ARE THE GESTAPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

x
 

Ballbuster1

In The Danger Zone...
Wackbag Staff
#9
What everyone else hears: a funny story told by a professional actor who knows how to exaggerate real events for comedic purposes, on a late night talk show known for being quite silly.

What Kirk hears: a plot to enslave the public.
Pretty much.
 
#10
What everyone else hears: a funny story told by a professional actor who knows how to exaggerate real events for comedic purposes, on a late night talk show known for being quite silly.

What Kirk hears: a plot to enslave the public.
Line of the thread.
 

MagicBob

Registered User
#11
go through the body scanner and stfu Kirk... yer 81... the cancer risk for you is REALLY low.
 

MagicBob

Registered User
#16
He has metal in his hip, stupid.
you are a tard of the highest order for posting a story about someone with a huge waist line letting their pants fall down and trying to spin it up into some "violation of rights" conspiracy theory tripe.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
#17
you are a tard of the highest order for posting a story about someone with a huge waist line letting their pants fall down and trying to spin it up into some "violation of rights" conspiracy theory tripe.
Bob, meet Kirk.
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
#23
have you called DTT?
That doesn't work. I've seen what Don looks like so I know he's not fat. You, on the other hand, I've never seen. I can use my imagination, even if you're thin in real life. Besides, your grotesque fatness has become a bit.
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#24
Don might have type 1 diabetes, I don't know his medical history.
 

Hoffman

Guess who's back? Hoffman's back
#25
Very trendy.

He has metal in his hip, stupid.
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong here...but don't most airport scanners detect based on magnetic properties?

Aren't titanium hips non-magnetic? Further more; don't people with said metallic hips, knees, whatever get letters from the hospital explaining they have metal implants for just such situations?
 
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