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TSA Removes Shatners Pants To Protect Us From ALQ

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by KRSOne, Jun 30, 2012.

  1. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    So brave, what would we do without these patriotic TSA agents protecting us from the Taliban?

    [video=youtube;S0GoCmPi4CQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0GoCmPi4CQ&feature=player_embedded#![/video]
     
  2. mascan42

    mascan42 Registered User

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    What everyone else hears: a funny story told by a professional actor who knows how to exaggerate real events for comedic purposes, on a late night talk show known for being quite silly.

    What Kirk hears: a plot to enslave the public.
     
  3. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    Kirk on Kirk.
     
  4. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    These were the TSA Agents

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  5. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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    Hot! That's not your cue fletcher. :action-sm

    But wouldn't Shatner and other rich people getting a pass at the airport be further evidence of the banksters getting preferential treatment?
     
  6. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Sensationalist thread title is sensationalist.

    Now you are making me sad. You know that he wouldnt see it. :(
     
  7. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    Depends which way the wind is blowing. It's either the Keystone cops of the TSA r8ping an 81 year old harmless man while the terrorists get a free pass or the illuminati owl worshippers getting through unscathed because they know the secret handshake.
     
  8. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    THEY ARE THE GESTAPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    x
     
  9. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    Pretty much.
     
  10. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Line of the thread.
     
  11. MagicBob

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    go through the body scanner and stfu Kirk... yer 81... the cancer risk for you is REALLY low.
     
  12. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Shat's 81? Fuck. He looks about 50, maybe 55.
     
  13. Ballbuster1

    Ballbuster1 In The Danger Zone...
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    I'm 55 and I grew up watching him on Star Trek. Yeah, 81 sounds about right.
     
  14. KRSOne

    KRSOne Registered User

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    Very trendy.

    He has metal in his hip, stupid.
     
  15. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    You mean a government sponsored tracking device right? As you do know the FDA inspects those and makes sure they have serial numbers...
     
  16. MagicBob

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    you are a tard of the highest order for posting a story about someone with a huge waist line letting their pants fall down and trying to spin it up into some "violation of rights" conspiracy theory tripe.
     
  17. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Bob, meet Kirk.
     
  18. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Hit too close to home? :action-sm
     
  19. MagicBob

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    no not at all. Why do you ask?
     
  20. lajikal

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    The radio station?
     
  21. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I'm selling reverse life insurance (we only pay if the customer lives). I make double commission off every diabetic I sign up.
     
  22. MagicBob

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    have you called DTT?
     
  23. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    That doesn't work. I've seen what Don looks like so I know he's not fat. You, on the other hand, I've never seen. I can use my imagination, even if you're thin in real life. Besides, your grotesque fatness has become a bit.
     
  24. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Don might have type 1 diabetes, I don't know his medical history.
     
  25. Hoffman

    Hoffman Guess who's back? Hoffman's back

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    Somebody correct me if I'm wrong here...but don't most airport scanners detect based on magnetic properties?

    Aren't titanium hips non-magnetic? Further more; don't people with said metallic hips, knees, whatever get letters from the hospital explaining they have metal implants for just such situations?
     

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