TSA Removes Shatners Pants To Protect Us From ALQ

KRSOne

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So brave, what would we do without these patriotic TSA agents protecting us from the Taliban?

Actor William Shatner, 81, this week recounted a hilarious version of what he says happened during a pat-down by a Transportation Security Administration worker at LAX before he boarded a flight to South Africa. Shatner says when the agent patted down his waist area, his pants fell down.
[video=youtube;S0GoCmPi4CQ]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S0GoCmPi4CQ&feature=player_embedded#![/video]
 

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What everyone else hears: a funny story told by a professional actor who knows how to exaggerate real events for comedic purposes, on a late night talk show known for being quite silly.

What Kirk hears: a plot to enslave the public.
 

LiddyRules

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These were the TSA Agents

 

jimmyslostchin

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But wouldn't Shatner and other rich people getting a pass at the airport be further evidence of the banksters getting preferential treatment?
Depends which way the wind is blowing. It's either the Keystone cops of the TSA r8ping an 81 year old harmless man while the terrorists get a free pass or the illuminati owl worshippers getting through unscathed because they know the secret handshake.
 

LiddyRules

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THEY ARE THE GESTAPO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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Ballbuster1

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What everyone else hears: a funny story told by a professional actor who knows how to exaggerate real events for comedic purposes, on a late night talk show known for being quite silly.

What Kirk hears: a plot to enslave the public.
Pretty much.
 

Stormrider666

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What everyone else hears: a funny story told by a professional actor who knows how to exaggerate real events for comedic purposes, on a late night talk show known for being quite silly.

What Kirk hears: a plot to enslave the public.
Line of the thread.
 

MagicBob

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go through the body scanner and stfu Kirk... yer 81... the cancer risk for you is REALLY low.
 
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Very trendy.

He has metal in his hip, stupid.
You mean a government sponsored tracking device right? As you do know the FDA inspects those and makes sure they have serial numbers...
 

MagicBob

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He has metal in his hip, stupid.
you are a tard of the highest order for posting a story about someone with a huge waist line letting their pants fall down and trying to spin it up into some "violation of rights" conspiracy theory tripe.
 

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you are a tard of the highest order for posting a story about someone with a huge waist line letting their pants fall down and trying to spin it up into some "violation of rights" conspiracy theory tripe.
Bob, meet Kirk.
 

MagicBob

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no not at all. Why do you ask?
 

lajikal

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The radio station?
 

Lord Zero

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have you called DTT?
That doesn't work. I've seen what Don looks like so I know he's not fat. You, on the other hand, I've never seen. I can use my imagination, even if you're thin in real life. Besides, your grotesque fatness has become a bit.
 

LiddyRules

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Don might have type 1 diabetes, I don't know his medical history.
 

Hoffman

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Very trendy.

He has metal in his hip, stupid.
Somebody correct me if I'm wrong here...but don't most airport scanners detect based on magnetic properties?

Aren't titanium hips non-magnetic? Further more; don't people with said metallic hips, knees, whatever get letters from the hospital explaining they have metal implants for just such situations?