Twisted Joke thread

#1
"Me and the wife did it rodeo style last night," one friend confided to another.
"Rodeo style? How do you do it rodeo style?" he asked.
"You start out doing it doggy style, then you slap her ass and tell her that she doesn't fuck nearly as good as her sister. Then you try to stay on for as long as you can."
 
#2
What if you tell your girl while she is giving you a blow job to stop and go get her mother in the bedroom cause she sucks dick better than her.
 
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