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Two sisters sexually assault man with pliers.

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Chino Kapone, Mar 23, 2012.

  1. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Sounds like he forgot the safe word.

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2012/02/02/valerie-bartkey-amanda-johnson_n_1248510.html

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  2. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Story is a couple months old. Saw it on here before. Just sayin'.
     
  3. Chino Kapone

    Chino Kapone Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?

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    Didn't pay attention to the date. Got it from another board.

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  4. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    I was thinking, either this story is an old one or I was having flashbacks to something I paid a couple of gals to do to me in a drunken haze.
     
  5. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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  6. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    This is one smart girl.

    Yeah, I so would have fucked them. Do you know how difficult it is to find girls into femdom and CFNM humiliation? This dude's a fag.:action-sm
     
  7. tatsu

    tatsu Registered User

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    God, as much as I want to make fun of this retard, I can't. That story is void of all hotness. Fuck, I feel bad for him.
     
  8. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    For your punishment a pair of pliers should be jammed down your pee hole. :icon_mrgr
     
  9. Off-White-Power

    Off-White-Power High maintenance, low tolerance

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    Okay so let me get this straight, if you want to get a guy hard you gotta use plyers? I guess that's what I've been doing wrong all these years by using claw hammers.
     
  10. kloraferm

    kloraferm Humor is reason gone mad

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  11. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    Your internets is suspended, Sir.
     
  12. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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    retards gettin better lookin cunt then i am these days
     
  13. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Claw hammers work but you have to insert the handle first. Common mistake.
     
  14. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    I completely blame the victim. This clearly would not have happened if he would have fucked them like a normal man.
     

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