Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Falldog, Oct 15, 2012.
Swing and a miss.
Bad news. Your precious little snowflake is going to suck dick either way. Get used to it.
Or anal to remain a virgin...
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It's like Penn Gillete was saying on O&A a few months back...
Imagine you're the team of scientists who worked hard for all those years to come up with the HPV vaccine... a fucking cure for an insidiously awful type of cancer... and you actually do it! You pull it off! Holy shit! We did it! We fucking cured cancer! Pop the champagne and let's go do rails of cocaine off stripper's asses! Yahoo! We're heros! We cured ca..... huh? They refuse to take the shots? But we did it... we cured cancer... why won't they? Wha?
Billy Because Jesus: I'm not giving my God-fearing daughter an injection of that whore virus! A shot of that sin juice will turn her into a whore!
Tommy Truther: The HPV vaccine is a government eugenics tracking device death injection! It's autism juice! Don't let the man force autism Nazi death on your children, maaaan!
Human beings are the worst people on the planet.
I'm not good at math, what's the ratio of girls getting fucked to guys going to jail for it?
Yeah, you take that shot, you dirty bitch.
chill, she's 18
Starting two fights at once, I see.
Back to perfecting the Spanish Fly, I guess.
Because only religious people are afraid their kids might get the wrong idea from an STD vaccine? Why the hell do you think it's marketed as a cervical cancer vaccine? It's a silly fear if you raise your kids right, but every parent has to fight the urge to avoid anything that could even possibly be seen as encouraging sexual behavior.
Yes, for the most part. Otherwise you are an ignorant asshole AND have no excuse.
But who cares? If you are a parent who is that much of an ignorant fucking rube, than your kids are fucked already.
BTW Don, I'm using the royal "you." I don't mean you, in particular. Unless, of course, you are one of the assholes denying their kid the cure to cervical cancer. If so, feel free to be insulted.
Not just religious people... non-religious dummies and paranoid idiots too.
Um... because it's a cervical cancer vaccine?
Even if those fears have been shown to be groundless. Yes... every parent has the right to put their child's health at real risk based upon silly, groundless fears. Every parent has the right to be an idiot. You are correct, sir.
My kid got the vaccine as soon as it was available. That's not my point. Parents have illogical fears all the time. It's natural.
So did my kid.
Some people didn't... because they're dummies... paranoid, superstitious(religious), or just plain stupid, dummies. That's my point.
I just don't get the mentality. It goes beyond illogical fears (and that's never a good excuse), it's just plain stupid. I don't see how anyone with an IQ over 40 can associate a vaccine with promiscuity.
There is only one thing that increases promiscuity, and that's the daughter's desire to be a slut. Last I checked there wasn't a shot for that. (Though I hear uncles and step dads have a special treatment that will increase the percentages if they get to the girl soon enough.)
You don't have a kid.
Having a kid turns you into a retard?
If you can't comprehend how a drug that allows you to have sex without fear of one of the most common STDs would possibly encourage young people to have sex, I can't help you.
Kids are the retards. That's the problem. That's frightening to parents.
Ever since they put airbags in cars, I regularly drive like a lunatic and slam into trees.
Once again, you're applying adult reasoning and wisdom to children. A 16 year old kid is not capable of adult decisions. Good parents can offset most of that and the kids will do the right thing, but we all know not all parents are good.
Then you can't help me. That's just retarded thinking.
I got my flu shot. Since then I am far more likely to drink out of someone elses glass or lick their ice cream cone.
You're right, teens make stupid decisions (sorry, a 16 year old is not a kid). Getting a shot wont change that one way or the other.