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Urologist Faces Complaint In Squirting Patient’s Scrotal Fluid Onto Others

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Atomic Fireball, Oct 5, 2013.

  1. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    http://lasvegas.cbslocal.com/2013/1...quirting-a-patients-bodily-fluid-onto-others/

    Poor guy just wants to bring some levity into the workplace and The Man has to shut him down.
     
  2. JonBenetRamsey

    JonBenetRamsey well shit the bed

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    he should use the sandusky defense and say it was only horse play
     
  3. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Avi Weiss, M.D.


    Avi Weiss was born in San Diego and grew up in Boston. Dr. Weiss moved to Las Vegas with his wife, Devra, and his daughter in 2009. He enjoys skiing, softball, hiking, cycling, and philanthropy. He is fluent in Hebrew. His urologic interests include cancer, endoscopic stone treatment, female incontinence and pelvic reconstruction, neurourology, BPH and sexual medicine.

    Education/Training:
    B.S.--Massachusetts Institute of Technology
    M.D. – Boston University School of Medicine
    Specialty Residency Training: —Medical University of South Carolina

    Professional Organizations:
    American Urologic Association
    Maimonides Society
     
  4. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Fuckin' jews.

    All I could think of was somebody draining that 100 pound ball bag guy and running around an office with a Super Soaker with the backpack of ball-drainage spraying everybody.

    SUPER SOAKER 300, NIGGAZ

     
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  5. Atomic Fireball

    Atomic Fireball Well-Known Member
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    A punctured scrotum is nature's own super soaker. I wonder if he had to squeeze the whole ballsack with his fist to soil his buddies
     
  6. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    You can't really trust s guy who consciously made a choice to handle other men's penises as a career.
     
  7. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Sounds like a hydrocele surgery gone horribly, and hilariously, wrong.
     
  8. Assholes & Elbows

    Assholes & Elbows The Rabbi gets the salary,The Mohel gets the tips

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    He was just adding a bit of levity to the situation, shame really.
     
  9. samurai

    samurai Ridiculum Anserini

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    I blame the Jew.
     
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  10. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I picture the ketchup and mustard bottles in Lloyd's hands in Dumb and Dumber.
     
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  11. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    I bet his brother's a lawyer.
     
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  12. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    What if you do it for free? It's more of a hobby at that point.
     
  13. frankjg

    frankjg doG

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    He was just doing his Old Faithful impression
     
  14. Mags

    Mags Edgelord
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    "Ahhhhhh, scrotal fluiiiiiid has certain properties......"
     
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