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US Olympic tourists warned about monitoring in hotels

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by Budyzir, Mar 21, 2008.

  1. Budyzir

    Budyzir There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.

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    With the great restaurants in Chinatown, here in NYC ...... WHY THE HELL WOULD I WANT TO GO TO CHINA ?!?!?!?!
     
  2. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    well no shit, welcome to communism jack asses, i wouldnt go there on a bet. my mother went and a friends dad used to go all the time, think i will stay home till china frees Tibet
     
  3. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    They've confirmed that the housing for the Olympic athletes will be equipped with the standard Chinese "squat toilets"...

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    I dealt with these things when I was over on the slanty side of the Pacific back when I was a Navy lad. You feel like the bombardier of the Enola Gay when you're dropping a deuce in one of these contraptions.
     
  4. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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    Fuck China. They're a bunch of savages over there. They make some of the other savages in other parts of the world almost appear to be somewhat civilized.

    EDIT: WTF is with that toilet? Jesus. BTW, the Enola Gay line made me chuckle. Nicely done, sir.
     
  5. Creasy Bear

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    Seriously dude... that's the way those savages take a dump over there... squatting... like a fucking beast in the jungle. If you stay at a fancy, expensive hotel you might get a quality dumper like this...

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    If you stay in a cheap place... you'll basically be shitting into a hole in the floor...

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  6. Sinn Fein

    Sinn Fein Infidel and White Interloper
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  7. Jef Leppard

    Jef Leppard 4/5 ths

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    if it wasnt for the food and the chicks (in that order imo) that fuckin country is useless
     
  8. Ego

    Ego The Only Thing Bigger Than My Head

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    You think that the Olympic teams might be bringing something like a Pavarotti adapter? Something they can just place over the toilet that will allow them to sit like civilized human beings to dump.
     
  9. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Think that's bad, check out the female dorms

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  10. wes mantooth

    wes mantooth wierdo

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    Admit it, that turned you on.
     
  11. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    Why else do you think I had it saved? In the off chance Foreign Bathrooms came up as a topic?
     
  12. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Which way do I face when I'm using that thing?

    Ever since the knee operation, my squat lasts about 30 seconds, while my dumps last alot longer. I find a handy log when I'm in the woods.
     
  13. wes mantooth

    wes mantooth wierdo

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    :icon_lol:

    I think I'll save it to my stash.
     
  14. South Jersey

    South Jersey I told you so ... too

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    One of our salesman went there last year, he says the entire country smells like urine. You also better watch where you eat, a refrigerator is a luxury over there.
     
  15. DoucheMeister

    DoucheMeister I'm a douche!

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    I still can't believe that toilet. What is the hump at one for, in case you have a bad case of the shits?
     
  16. alclark

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    Those toilets make it a lot easier for the toilet voyeurs to get a good shot. The regular US bowl requires waterproof camera equipment, while this just needs a hole in the wall.
     
  17. Sprite

    Sprite permanent case of the Moooondays

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    "China? All the women there have cardboard, pancake asses like my girlfriend, but that's not the worst of it. I have to use this microscope to see the genitals of the men there, just like yours, Sam!"
     
  18. weakside

    weakside He was stupid. I was lucky. I will visit him soon.

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    As someone who doesn't even do well camping, there is no way I could use those toilets.

    However, I wouldn't worry too much about crime. China is itching to become the next chief power in the world and is using these Olympic games as a way of highlighting why that should be. As they aren’t looking to make headlines for the wrong reasons, God help the criminal that assaults a foreign tourist.
     
  19. Sam_Adams

    Sam_Adams Banned

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    I think we and the rest of the world would boycott these communist motherfuckers.

    You can't be killing peaceful buddhists in your nation's Capital (never understood why the city is the Capital and the legislative building is the Capitol) and expect for civilized nations to be cool with it and show up for a peaceful festival.

    All of Europe and the US should boycott to protest their communist government trying to keep religion out of their nation so they can keep telling people that the only authority in the world is their government.

    Give people freedom you fucks
     
  20. B54

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    China only pretends to be Communist.
     
  21. Sam_Adams

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    You can eat for like $1 a day there.
     
  22. THE FEZ MAN

    THE FEZ MAN as a matter of fact i dont have 5$

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    well yea, the people in power control every thing, under the guise of "protecting the people"

    the issue with the monks is that they are a powerful political party over there, more than just a religion
     
  23. Sam_Adams

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    They ARE communist. They only have certain desginated areas for their "free trade" to manufacture cheap shit and ship it out of country. The rest of the main land is pure communism. The only reason they set up those zones was to cash in on their supply of slave labor.

    The government there controls all aspects of life for the Chinese people. That's communism.

    It sucks that Britain gave Hong Kong back to them. It was the only decent part.
     
  24. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    When my buddy in China last the only place he would drop the kids off at the pool, was at the hotel as they had western style toilets.
     
  25. Vyce

    Vyce Light-skinned, with no Negro dialect.

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    Jesus Christ.

    I just can't squat to shit, Wackbag. I refuse to. At this point, we've had at least 5,000 years of steadily progressing civilization, and it's given us many fantastic technological advances, one of them being the Western-style toilet.

    I'm not squatting like a fucking animal.
     

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