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US swimmer Diana Nyad completes Cuba-Florida swim without shark cage

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Sep 2, 2013.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Great. now that they know it's possible, expect hundreds of Scarfaces to show up soon.

    I like how Walter "Chip" Poenisch claims he already did it long ago, with no proof.

    http://www.foxnews.com/world/2013/0...-after-1st-night-cuba-florida-swim-jellyfish/
     
  2. Norm Stansfield

    Norm Stansfield 私は亀が好きだ。

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  3. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ

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    Wellp, time to get drunk and give this one a try. I'll let you know how it goes...
     
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  4. Assholes & Elbows

    Assholes & Elbows The Rabbi gets the salary,The Mohel gets the tips

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    I believe Chips story.
     
  5. HandPanzer

    HandPanzer in situ

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    I made it almost all the way down to the water but I burned my toes on the sand and called it quits...
     
  6. NuttyJim

    NuttyJim Registered User

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    Although I congratulate her on the accomplishment, I would've loved to have seen her get eaten by a shark.
     
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  7. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Yeah, 30 yards from the beach at the finish.
     
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  8. weeniewawa

    weeniewawa it's a man, baby!!!

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    fine do it again, cunt
     
  9. Psychopath

    Psychopath Plata O Plomo

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    Boats exist for a reason! SHOW OFF!!!!!
     
  10. NoSurviivors

    NoSurviivors fmeinthea

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    A customs employee should have met her at the beach and asked for her passport.
     
  11. tysonpunchinguterus

    tysonpunchinguterus "Allegedly"

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    She didn't use a shark cage, but has it been confirmed that she didn't use a '73 Oldsmobile converted into a raft at any point?
     
  12. the Streif

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    It would have been awesome if the Coast Guard had fended her off from touching shore like they used to do with those fucking overloaded immigrant boats.
     
  13. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    The amount of "I don't give a fuck" I feel for this ugly, old bitch and her accomplishment is staggering. I hope she gets raped by a dolphin.
     
  14. Mother Shucker

    Mother Shucker I'm over here now.

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    Bitch is so fat, even the sharks won't eat her.



    You see, that's a cunt joke folks....
     
  15. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Shocker, she's a lezbo......Her wife must be used to her box smelling like low tide!!!!! and LOVE IT!!!
     
  16. ironman25dc

    ironman25dc A Smug Cunt Who Loves The Cock

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    I was just going to ask that @Hudson ; thanks for the knowledge. I was pretty sure she was a non-lipstick lesbian, but thanks for the confirmation.
     
  17. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    She's been out for years.
    She spoke at a coach's convention I was at years ago..she's a really good motivational speaker.


    Raw footage.... the rules are that you cannot have physical contact with anyone until you walk on dry land...... If I was doing this got this close, and one of these assholes touched me...There would be one less fucking asshole in the world.
     
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  18. ironman25dc

    ironman25dc A Smug Cunt Who Loves The Cock

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    She looks way too much like a Lifeguard Captain I had & hated my first summer as a beach lifeguard when I was 16 or 17, so I've unsuccessfully tried to avoid this event...

    Good for her! I've swam from Alcatraz to San Francisco seven times, but who am I to brag; I didn't have a cool jellyfish mask like her...
     
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    I always figured her cunt would smell more like a moray eel's burrow.
     
  20. Absolutely

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    I had no idea this happened, but it's made it's way onto all the sports shows, so now I know.

    Who cares...

    But answer me this about all the "OMG! SHE DIDN'T USE A SHARK CAGE!" talk. I know nothing about sharks, but do they go for something like this?
    It seems like "Too much going on" for a shark to come around. But again, I know nothing about Sharks. Maybe they love the media
     
  21. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I think the shark cage drags through the water and sorta smooths it out and pulls some of it along with the cage, making it easier for the swimmer. In the open water every little wave and current hits you, in the cage you get a gentler ride.
     

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