Movie Venom...Oct 5, 2018

Discoman

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Well now we count the days till the eventual HITW.
 

mascan42

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Feeling nostalgic for May of 2017...






Social media review embargo has lifted, and speaking of nostalgia, I have great news! If you have ever longed for a return to the early 2000’s greatness of Hulk, Daredevil, and yes - Catwoman(!) this movie is going to knock your socks off!

I have to be fair - I’m also seeing a lot of comparisons to a more modern Marvel movie...

I'm also seeing a lot of people saying they've created an unintentional comedy. Which makes it perfect for HITW! Vouch!
 

Bobobie

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How can there be Venom without the Spiderman backstory?
 

crippledalbino

The God of 42nd Street
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How can there be Venom without the Spiderman backstory?
It's easy.
"There once was a guy named Paul Parks who was a superhero named Glider-Man, and during Secret Battle, he found a symbiote that eventually mimicked his Glider-Man costume and came to earth. When Glider-Man enlisted Rich Reedards (a scientist) for help removing the symbiote, they discovered it has a weakness to sound waves, so they went to Our Lady of Comic Covers, rang a bell, and now Venom is free to meet Eddie Brock, a reporter at the Daily Fugle who is grumpy with Paul Parks for reasons, so they can begin a life with a non-related spider logo on his chest."
See how easy that was without Spider-Man?
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
It's easy.
"There once was a guy named Paul Parks who was a superhero named Glider-Man, and during Secret Battle, he found a symbiote that eventually mimicked his Glider-Man costume and came to earth. When Glider-Man enlisted Rich Reedards (a scientist) for help removing the symbiote, they discovered it has a weakness to sound waves, so they went to Our Lady of Comic Covers, rang a bell, and now Venom is free to meet Eddie Brock, a reporter at the Daily Fugle who is grumpy with Paul Parks for reasons, so they can begin a life with a non-related spider logo on his chest."
See how easy that was without Spider-Man?
Wouldn't Glider Man just be a rip off of Gleen Globlin?
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
So is Holland in this or not? You'd think we'd have heard by now.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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So is Holland in this or not? You'd think we'd have heard by now.
Nope. No cameo, no mention, not even an awkward Agents of Shield or Netflix style reference to “the incident.”
 

Bobobie

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What was great about the Spiderman backstory is there was personal animosity between Parker and both Brock and the Symbiot. They should have played it out in a Spiderman movie and spun it off from there.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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I'm going to see this tonight.

I think it will be better than The Predator.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
I'm going to see this tonight.

I think it will be better than The Predator.
Not from what I've been hearing.

My favorite quote: "This is Catwoman for a new generation."
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
I'm going to see this tonight.

I think it will be better than The Predator.
Well it has a lead actor who isn't Potted Plant. So maybe?

Not from what I've been hearing.

My favorite quote: "This is Catwoman for a new generation."
I've seen Catwoman recently. It's not going to be as bad as Catwoman. That Intranet Hyper Bolly. Unless this also has Lois Griffin as Venom's horny work friend.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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I need a report like yesterday.
You’ll have it around 11pm.

I really hated The Predator though. It was fun, but it was actually stupider and made less sense than Hurricane Heist. And you would know what a shocking statement that is if you ever joined us for HitW.
 

Bill Lehecka

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You’ll have it around 11pm.

I really hated The Predator though. It was fun, but it was actually stupider and made less sense than Hurricane Heist. And you would know what a shocking statement that is if you ever joined us for HitW.
Sorry sorry. Dealing with the big move and real life lately.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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Looks like Lids and Flash will have to start working on their Robin costumes...
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
You’ll have it around 11pm.

I really hated The Predator though. It was fun, but it was actually stupider and made less sense than Hurricane Heist. And you would know what a shocking statement that is if you ever joined us for HitW.
I know I should hate The Predator, but for some reason I don't. But here's a The Predator question I had for you.

Courtney B. Vance or Sterling K. Brown says that the Good Predator came to Earth with a global warming defeating gift. But the gift was a Human-customized Predator Suit.

So a) did K. Vance not know what the hell he was talking about when he mentioned global warming, b) does the Predator suit destroy carbon emissions, or c) did they change what the gift was when they reshot the entire third act of the movie?

And it's a rhetorical question. They didn't know so you won't know.

Wait. What would be the point of the global warming gift anyway if their goal was to terraform the Earth for Predators? Wasn't that also a hypothesis?
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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I know I should hate The Predator, but for some reason I don't. But here's a The Predator question I had for you.

Courtney B. Vance or Sterling K. Brown says that the Good Predator came to Earth with a global warming defeating gift. But the gift was a Human-customized Predator Suit.

So a) did K. Vance not know what the hell he was talking about when he mentioned global warming, b) does the Predator suit destroy carbon emissions, or c) did they change what the gift was when they reshot the entire third act of the movie?

And it's a rhetorical question. They didn't know so you won't know.

Wait. What would be the point of the global warming gift anyway if their goal was to terraform the Earth for Predators? Wasn't that also a hypothesis?
So this is really strange, but I am going to hold off answering any questions along that line until after you’ve seen venom. I just… I don’t even… I don’t know how what I just saw is even possible.
 
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