They should know that the state owns their body and they can't do what they want with state property. They probably just thought they are better than the slaves they oppress.
You really know how to take the fun out of everything. And I'd be really surprised if this board didn't already have a thread on the Secret Service (SS! OMG!) prostitute scandal.
This is DEA, not SS. DEA doing this is a lot more hypocritical, DEA will kill you and your dog for having residue on a pipe, and then go to Columbia and bang some whores.