Vietnam vets...crazy fucks !!!!

Dopie Opie

Registered User
I am sitting down eating lunch with a couple of new customers today and I am not sure if I was set up or if this was legit.

We went to this nice Chinese restaurant. So we are sitting down enjoying a nice calm meal. They customer number one starts scratching his arms... he pulls up his sleeves and has a really bad case of hives.

He points it out to all of us and says "Look what these fucking gooks did to me"

The words are barely out of his mouth and his buddy stands up and lifts his shirt and t-shirt and shows off this huge, nasty scar and says...."Fuck that look what they did to me"

Me and the other guy just kind of sat there, not knowing what to say.

I just say, wow that sucks and get back into my food.

What would you say ??

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
I'd say...

Shut up! Shut up and take the pain! Take the pain!


uppity taxpayer
i'd say-shut up you two attention whores!


There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.
Joke or not, I would just say "Thank you".


There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.

They earned the right to compare war wounds if they choose - even in a Chinese restaurant.

Now, if this was a VC restaurant ... "GOOKS IN THE WIRE! GOOKS IN THE WIRE!":D

Tax Payer

finaly something that offends white people
Just Yell " WE GOT CHARLIE'S All OVER THE PLACE, GET DOWN.... SHUT UP...", then just sit and watch


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Reveal my nipples and scream "LOOK WHAT THEY GREW ON ME"


as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
since my dad was a vietnam vet i would have engaged him in conversation about his service and started an argument about bush and his war, inciting a riot, then i would have skipped out on the bill


Supreme Champion!!!!!
You tell me, ever have YOUR dad tell you to Pull a gun out of his hand before he shot you?????? Or make "Special Fireworks" out of Household items for the 4th of July? (dad made hommemade napalm once and set our pool on fire)
And we have old movies of dad on another 4th throwing live grenades overboard and cheering at the explosions.


There's nothing quite like a shorn scrotum.

Some of us are doing that now. Not only at restaraunts, though.
I hear yo bro, and nothing but respect for what you and your folks do!