HitW Viewing Thread 3/27/19: Death Wish, starring Bruce Willis’ career!

[LiddyRules]

Using Mancow 15 times in this movie is one of its biggest sins.


Also lame memes.

There's something you can do with him becoming a media superstar, but they're doing it in the worst possible way.

 

[Pigdango]

Using Mancow 15 times in this movie is one of its biggest sins.


Also lame memes.

At least they did them? I don't know, it's at least an attempt at clever. I think there may have been a good movie here without Willis. There are at least some decent ideas.

 

[Neon]

There's something you can do with him becoming a media superstar, but they're doing it in the worst possible way.

This movie feels like someone cashed in a whole bunch of favors.

 

[LiddyRules]

This movie feels like someone cashed in a whole bunch of favors.

I like how 70% of Hank and Hank's Partners scene begin with them sitting in their boss's office chairs.

 

[Pigdango]

So at this point he can just stop and let the police do their thing, right?

 

[LiddyRules]

That's Kersey's office. I honestly thought it was their boss' office.

 

[Pigdango]

What phones did he smash?

 

[LiddyRules]

I kind of hope this movie ends with Hank being blamed for the Grim Reaper slayings because he looks so much like Willis.

 

[LiddyRules]

This movie uses every hack location for Generic Urban Criminal. If it doesn't end in an abandoned warehouse, I'll be really disappointed.

 

[Pigdango]

Why would he just calmly keep working on the car?

 

[LiddyRules]

He's actively sadistic.

 

[Neon]

There is nothing satisfying about this. It's just upsetting.

 

[Pigdango]

WHAT THE FUCK

 

[Neon]

He's actively sadistic.

There is nothing satisfying about this. It's just upsetting.

Yup.

 

[LiddyRules]

You're a man whose family was destroyed and has nothing to live for. You're not suddenly Jack Bauer.

 

[Neon]

I actually want to shut this off.

 

[Pigdango]

They teach you this in Med School?

 

[LiddyRules]

They teach you this in Med School?

YouTube. It was on AutoPlay after Metal Box Tutorial.

 

[Pigdango]

I actually want to shut this off.

Not sure you want to watch Suspiria 2018 then.

 

[LiddyRules]

"Where do I find so and so?"
"You don't. He finds you."

Christ.

 

[Neon]

Doesn't propofol shut you off like a light?

 

[LiddyRules]

What the fuck with the brains?

 

[Neon]

Suddenly this is Saw/Final Destination.

Holy shit this is spectacularly bad. I'm glad we did it.

 

[Pigdango]

What the fucking fuck? That was some Final Destination shit right there. Where the hell did that come from?

 

[Neon]

Suddenly this is Saw/Final Destination.

Holy shit this is spectacularly bad. I'm glad we did it.

What the fucking fuck? That was some Final Destination shit right there. Where the hell did that come from?

I am laughing at how often this is happening tonight.