HitW Viewing Thread 3/27/19: Death Wish, starring Bruce Willis’ career!

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
Using Mancow 15 times in this movie is one of its biggest sins.


Also lame memes.
At least they did them? I don't know, it's at least an attempt at clever. I think there may have been a good movie here without Willis. There are at least some decent ideas.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
So at this point he can just stop and let the police do their thing, right?
 

LiddyRules

Wow! A Text In All Caps!
I kind of hope this movie ends with Hank being blamed for the Grim Reaper slayings because he looks so much like Willis.
 

LiddyRules

Wow! A Text In All Caps!
This movie uses every hack location for Generic Urban Criminal. If it doesn't end in an abandoned warehouse, I'll be really disappointed.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
Why would he just calmly keep working on the car?
 
There is nothing satisfying about this. It's just upsetting.
 

LiddyRules

Wow! A Text In All Caps!
You're a man whose family was destroyed and has nothing to live for. You're not suddenly Jack Bauer.
 

LiddyRules

Wow! A Text In All Caps!
"Where do I find so and so?"
"You don't. He finds you."

Christ.
 
Suddenly this is Saw/Final Destination.

Holy shit this is spectacularly bad. I'm glad we did it.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
Donator
What the fucking fuck? That was some Final Destination shit right there. Where the hell did that come from?
 
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