Virginia Law Takes Aim at Adults Who French Kiss Minors

Sinn Fein

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I don't know if Virginia is far enough south for this to really matter...

Virginia Law Takes Aim at Adults Who French Kiss Minors

RICHMOND, Va. — Adults who French kiss a child younger than 13 would be required to register as a sex offender under legislation passed out of the General Assembly on Saturday.

Those convicted of tongue-kissing a child would be guilty of a Class 1 misdemeanor, punishable by up to one year in jail and a $2,500 fine.

The House passed the legislation 96-1 and the Senate 39-0. It now heads to Gov. Timothy M. Kaine.

Del. Riley Ingram, R-Hopewell, introduced the legislation on behalf of a woman whose 10-year-old daughter was French-kissed by the 62-year-old husband of her babysitter. The only crime prosecutors could charge the man with was contributing to the delinquency of a minor, which did not require that he register as a sex offender.

Ingram and other members of the House fought to make the crime a felony, but in the final day of the 2008 General Assembly session gave in to senators who thought that punishment was too harsh.

Del. Phillip Hamilton, R-Newport News, cast the lone opposing vote, refusing to back down from his belief that the crime should be a Class 6 felony.

"I think that type of behavior is so egregious it warrants a felony," Hamilton said.

Ingram said he was satisfied that a conviction would land someone on the sex offender registry.
 

seeinred

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Can't fuck 'em, can't touch 'em, now you can't tongue-kiss 'em? What is this world coming to?
 

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"Del. Phillip Hamilton, R-Newport News, cast the lone opposing vote, refusing to back down from his belief that the crime should be a Class 6 felony."

I respect the fact that he thinks the law should be tougher, but he might want to reconsider his stance on this vote if he wants to be re-elected.

“My opponent wants to French-kiss your children!”
 

Vyce

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Uh oh, I may be in some trouble here.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

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However, you can still jam your massive cock into them, right..."whaa"
 

DanaReevesLungs

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Virginia has some of the most fucked up laws in this country. Now only criminal laws, but traffic laws as well. This fucking state can disappear off the map and it wouldn't matter.
 

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Cousin Eddie's daughter feels great sadness.
 

FellowTraveler

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i was not aware that this was a big problem.
 

BIV

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Damn you Virginia, damn you strait to Hell!!
 

BIV

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Adults who French kiss a child younger than 13 would be required to register as a sex offender
That's one hell of a kiss.