I'm reading I, Fatty.
This may just be one of the funniest things I've ever seen, read, or experienced in my entire life.
Thank you to @LiddyRules for recommending this book(where the fuck did you find this masterpiece?)... and thanks to @whiskeyguy, my dear fellow sot, for *ahem* making said read available.
I was reading it on the plane as I was flying out to West Dakota here, and I was making a spectacle of myself I was laughing so hard. I was actually making the girl who was sitting next to me read passages out of it, and we were laughing together. Seriously... she was getting pissed at me because the whole row of seats was shaking because I was laughing so hard... and pretty soon she was joining in the lolzing.
The author of this book is me! Or at least it should be me. It's the kind of writing I aspire to. It's MY writing style! My writing style perfected.
The book reads like if my Here's to Swimmin' thread had been written by a competent, practiced, professional writer... instead of just a lazy drunk who got lucky in life.
I'm still reading the book. It's taking me forever, because I'm actually going back and rereading entire passages... to study the style.
It's that good. Do yourself a favor... read this book.
This may just be one of the funniest things I've ever seen, read, or experienced in my entire life.
Thank you to @LiddyRules for recommending this book(where the fuck did you find this masterpiece?)... and thanks to @whiskeyguy, my dear fellow sot, for *ahem* making said read available.
I was reading it on the plane as I was flying out to West Dakota here, and I was making a spectacle of myself I was laughing so hard. I was actually making the girl who was sitting next to me read passages out of it, and we were laughing together. Seriously... she was getting pissed at me because the whole row of seats was shaking because I was laughing so hard... and pretty soon she was joining in the lolzing.
The author of this book is me! Or at least it should be me. It's the kind of writing I aspire to. It's MY writing style! My writing style perfected.
The book reads like if my Here's to Swimmin' thread had been written by a competent, practiced, professional writer... instead of just a lazy drunk who got lucky in life.
I'm still reading the book. It's taking me forever, because I'm actually going back and rereading entire passages... to study the style.
It's that good. Do yourself a favor... read this book.