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Discussion in 'Wrestling' started by Lord Zero, Jan 23, 2012.

  1. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    This is a thread for us to discuss real or hypothetical angles or storylines from the past, present, and future and how we would book them. This thread was inspired by the Guest Booker series of shoot interviews (I watched the one with Raven, who was great at it) and by the article posted below (which presents the perfect hypothetical to start with).

    http://www.cagesideseats.com/2012/1/18/2715534/how-would-you-book-a-heel-john-cena

     
  2. Your_Moms_Box

    Your_Moms_Box Free Shit / Socialism 2016

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    I would book a fight where Owen Hart was in costume and zip lined down from the ceiling.

    Only I would make sure the safety measures were in place.
     
  3. fulldevilsoccer

    fulldevilsoccer Registered User

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    I thought Jeff Hardy's fall from grace was a golden opportunity do a sleazy angle. Have Hardy lose his house, live in a motel, hint that he's on drugs and then let him fight his way back to the championship belt.
     
  4. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Come on. I know you opinionated assholes have more to add to this.
     
  5. Don the Radio Guy

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    Two time World Heavyweight Champion David Arquette.
     
  6. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Get out.
     
  7. Wrecktum

    Wrecktum Tounge puncher of fart boxes

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    Still amazes me grown men watch wrestling.
     
  8. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Good for you.
     
  9. Stormrider666

    Stormrider666 Hell is home.

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    Still amazes me that someone will post in a thread about something they claim they don't care about.
     
  10. Voss's Tumor

    Voss's Tumor Banned

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    No, we understand why you watch built men all oiled up rolling around with each other.

    Tell us again how this whole "down low" thing works in the black community? ;)
     
  11. transit grinder

    transit grinder Baglin' with the Sex

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    I would keep Funkasaurus on a winning streak until Kharma has popped out her nigglet and then have her randomly show up and squash him.
     
  12. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Wrecktum you just got paper plated. Hang your head in shame.

    I'm a whore for Fantasy Bookings. I'm well aware it's lame and stupid. However, most of the time it's better than what's currently out there.

    I had a big long one written out, but deleted on accident. So you get an abridged version.

    You take Face Cena and build him up big as a staunch face. Videos of him doing his make a wish crap, going to Iraq to see the troops, kissing babies, fucking dogs, whatever to get people over on him (namely women/kids) even more than now.

    Take a fairly big PPV and have him against a big time heel that's being a nudge lately. Miz would be ideal, ADR also, or Barrett even. A good 3-4 weeks of Cena getting boned at every Raw, so going into the ppv everyone thinks he'll win like normal. At said ppv, Cena gets boned again only this time in grand fashion by the Heel, a crooked Ref, and the GM (Johnny Ace sure, or w/e new one is in place). Cena gets laughed at to his face by said Heel. Heel says 'You suck Cena.' and Cena snaps. Loses it. Puts out the heel for a good month or more. Bring back a little blood (whole different issue right there) and we're off.

    For the next 3-4 weeks, Cena doesn't even talk about it. He just goes on a batshit crazy rampage, taking out both heels and faces alike. Until at some point he gets between two faces having a dumb face vs face match that everyone hates. Cena can't take them both as their a unified front, so he's getting beat down. Then, one of the heels he took out over the past few weeks comes out to make the save (stable forming). Toss in 3 more over 2-3 weeks and you've got 5 main players running around. It's not oversized like the NWO was towards the end, and not minute like Legacy was.

    So we've our dominant stable on a tear, interfering with matches that matter (and some that don't), making a mess of things, because WRAR CENA ANGRY NO ONE LIKE HIM ME NOT SUCK ME HEEL LIKE YOU WANT I SHOW YOU WRAR!

    Toss up a ppv with Cena vs Punk or some other loved face. Make it a street fight/no dq/etc/etc. Cena tells his stable to stay home, he's got this, no problem, etc. During the match, Cena grabs a chair and is going to smash Punk or whoever, but they move out the way (they're in the crowd at this point) and some tween gets a chair shot (plant). Cena does his 'OMG' face and loses the match.

    Next Raw, Cena kind of brings down his own stable as 'It's wrong to be bad, blah blah' during a beatdown of his whole stable on whoever beat Cena at the ppv the night before. Stops the beating before it goes 'too far'.

    The new Cena isn't a goody goody like before, but not 100% evil like when he smashed the kid with the chair.

    On a side note, I like the Sheamus, Barrett, Regal, McIntyre from WWE 12 is a great idea. Goddam I'd enjoy that to happen.
     
  13. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Not bad.
     
  14. Neckbeard

    Neckbeard I'm Team Piggy!

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    Everything old is new again. This is like the prime time opportunity to do the Gorgeous George or Goldust flamboyant character, but have him be a babyface. And like a MAN'S MAN heel will feud with him.

    At the end of it, they have a stretcher match, both beat the shit out of each other. They get like a "respect" thing going and do some sort of faggot odd couple thing, like Rock N' Sock or Bookdust. Bam, instant tag champs with a reason to organically tag team, plus the hardcore match will get them over.

    I always liked things like that, the odd couple tag team dynamic.
     
  15. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I have a better idea.

    Put 'Taker on a losing streak for a month. Not just a losing streak; a string of nothing but squashes to guys like The Miz. The commentators will constantly speculate about why he fell off track. On the first Raw of March, the Undertaker decides it's time to come clean -- his prostate has been stolen. Kane and Paul Bearer appear on the stage and reveal that they have the Deadman's prostate in Bearer's urn and that the Undertaker can have it back if he can beat Kane at WrestleMania XXVIII in an Inferno match. The two coerce the Undertaker into putting his career on the line by threatening to stomp the prostate into nothingness.

    At WrestleMania, 'Taker jobs out in under five minutes, losing all of the hair on his face and head in the process. As a show of respect, Kane and Paul Bearer return the Undertaker's prostate after the match. The Deadman decides he can't live without wrestling. Chyna then comes to the ring and fires her bazooka into 'Takers head at point-blank range, ending WrestleMania on bittersweet note.
     
  16. Don the Radio Guy

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    Then David Arquette pins Daniel Bryan in 10 seconds.
     
  17. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    After that, Vince McMahon can come out with Vince Russo and Eric Bischoff and they can reboot the WWE.
     
  18. Yesterdays Hero

    Yesterdays Hero She's better than you, Smirkalicious.

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    Then we all webcam up and Rub one out together...wait, what?
     
  19. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Of course. Why book anything if we don't cum at the end?
     
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    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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  21. Don the Radio Guy

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    Here's another thing I'd do.

    Unify the WWE/World and IC/US belts. Too many midcard guys are former World champions and too many jobbers are former US champs. Those titles are useless now.
     
  22. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    I'd have Johnny Ace do the j-o-b in a "Loser Gets Beheaded" match. I have no idea what I'd do after that.
     
  23. ianbobo

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    She could team up with the zombie fetus.
     
  24. MayrMeninoCrash

    MayrMeninoCrash Liberal Psycopath

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    Put Cena in a mask. Call him the Midnight Rapper. Have Michael Cole go insane insisting that it's really John Cena under there while the rest of the announcing crew is certain it is some new Japanese rookie. Have him make run ins helping faces win and heels lose. After a while people will forget John Cena and will cheer for this new masked marauder . In about 12 months bring back a rebooted Cena as a heel.
     
  25. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Too much work. Just clone Cena and have the clone grow a Van Dyke.
     

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