Wackbag Halloween Safety tips

notalentassclwn

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Jul 28, 2005
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So the bbboys have given us some Halloween safety tips to kep the kiddies safe this year.

My safety tip would be to keep any kiddies away from Lil jimmy's apt, because i dont think he's going to put out the " No candy here sign":action-sm
 

Monsue28

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make sure your daughter wears a short skirt, cause pedophiles like to be in and out.
 

Mags

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Oct 22, 2004
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KIDS: Wear a Captain Morgan mustache. Soon you'll have one eye glued shut and a shin kicked....arrrrrrr!
 

jstew8

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Be sure to tell the kids not to fall for the old lolipop in pants pocket trick
 

Smokezilla

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Don't get talked into a game of "Find the witch's broomstick in the dark closet", either.:p
 
Dec 25, 2005
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don't forget to insert needles in your tootsie rolls for the kiddies!

waka waka!
 
Oct 7, 2007
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REASON #2 TO AVOID JIMMY'S HOUSE ON HALLOWEEN.


"COME ON IN KIDS, LET'S PLAY *CRINCKLE CRINCKLE*



Linger Longer...........
 
Oct 7, 2007
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REASON #3 TO AVOID JIMMYS HOUSE ON HALLOWEEN.

You and your friends after many beers decide it would be funny to dress up like tranny's and knock on peoples doors asking for a trick or treat.

 

Smokezilla

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Before you eyehole-fuck your neighbor's Jack-O-Lantern, make sure the candle is extinguished. :action-sm
 
Oct 7, 2007
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If a creepy old guy answers the door and tells you to take the candy from inside his front pocket, make sure your reach really far down. Thats where he keeps the good stuff!!
 

Big Dick Mcgee

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Before you eyehole-fuck your neighbor's Jack-O-Lantern, make sure the candle is extinguished.

That's what I forgot.
 
Oct 7, 2007
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Anyone that tells you the green liquid inside of glo-sticks tastes minty is a damn liar!
They won't fool me again this year, I'm on to them.