Kirk Strong was the obvious choice. He knew all about the behind the scenes charades, such as well as BB1's post count manipulations or Sinn's political distractions diverting our attention from the REAL issues. Lets not even mention the overjew who controls everything. Kirk could have saved us.
Eh, the Generalissimo basically runs the whole thing anyway. The President of Wackbag is just the figurehead that spouts nonsense in a drunken stupor. But I thank you siiir for your contribution. I never added Generalissimo of Wackbag to my sig, shame on me.
I will request a sticky "State of the Union" thread in Bizarro. This thread may only be used by the President and his chosen VP. Anything goes in the State of the Union forum; whatever the president or vice president deems worthy of announcing or otherwise posting. If Glenn Dandy gets a second term, with this implemented he may in fact post more drunken ramblings for us to enjoy. If possible, we can start this right away.