Wackbag Presidential Race 2012

CousinDave

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Dec 11, 2007
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#29
Glenn Dandy is like Kim Il-sung, he is the Eternal President


 

doomvulture

Lord of Jailbait
May 12, 2009
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#30
Clearly we need Shooter, more threads=more gooder Also AH for his VP....the gayer the better I say
 

jimmyslostchin

Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?
Jun 8, 2005
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#31
I wanted to make Begbie Generalissimo during Hurricane Irene, might as well make him a legit ruler.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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Jun 22, 2004
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#32
The fact that I'm the first person to nominate afternoonquil shows why afternoonquil should be the President of the place. Throw the poll up and let's get this thing done.
 

afternoonquil

Apology Ostrich
Apr 2, 2011
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#33
I'm humblered by the factoid that the owner of such a fine company that tells the population movie times would nominate me.
 

Pigdango

Silence, you mortal Fuck!
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Jun 22, 2004
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#34
please I don't even know how to navigate myself anymore.
 

Chino Kapone

Yo, whats wrong wit da beer we got?
Jun 10, 2005
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#36
Chino for president!

I'll make sure Stormridder is my VP. THP is the speaker, Whitehonkeydevil is my chairman of racism and Shooter is head of the Agricultural department.

We all know whoever is president is just a puppet for BB1 Sinn Fein and Zag. They are the illuminati.
 

THE FEZ MAN

as a matter of fact i dont have 5$
Aug 23, 2002
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#37
No. Never trust somebody that loves money more then bacon.

Three Hole Puncher or The Fez Man. I want my president to be a surly racist.
dont forget anti establishment you fucking pig
 

MTJonny

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Apr 24, 2009
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#38
Kirk Strong was the obvious choice. He knew all about the behind the scenes charades, such as well as BB1's post count manipulations or Sinn's political distractions diverting our attention from the REAL issues. Lets not even mention the overjew who controls everything. Kirk could have saved us.
 
Aug 5, 2004
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#39
I'll have to second THP... he has enough time on his hands being a kept man and all.. about time he got a job
 

CousinDave

Registered User
Dec 11, 2007
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#40
Has anybody mentioned Vos

Although I'm sure he'd want to be paid
 

NuttyJim

Registered User
Feb 18, 2006
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#41
Glenn Dandy is my fucking leader but if he doesn't want another term, I vote for the Fez Man.
 

Begbie

Wackbag Generalissimo
Jul 21, 2003
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#42
I wanted to make Begbie Generalissimo during Hurricane Irene, might as well make him a legit ruler.
Eh, the Generalissimo basically runs the whole thing anyway. The President of Wackbag is just the figurehead that spouts nonsense in a drunken stupor. But I thank you siiir for your contribution. I never added Generalissimo of Wackbag to my sig, shame on me.
 

SOS

ONA
Wackbag Staff
Aug 14, 2000
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#43
Open Question:

So what will you do if you become President?
 

ShooterMcGavin

Go back to your shanties.
May 25, 2005
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#45
Open Question:

So what will you do if you become President?
I would start a constitution:

I will request a sticky "State of the Union" thread in Bizarro. This thread may only be used by the President and his chosen VP. Anything goes in the State of the Union forum; whatever the president or vice president deems worthy of announcing or otherwise posting. If Glenn Dandy gets a second term, with this implemented he may in fact post more drunken ramblings for us to enjoy. If possible, we can start this right away.

Thank you.
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
Jan 30, 2005
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#47
Me got a good boy question and a naughty boy question. A naughty boy question and a good boy question.
 

Badfinger

I shot the sheriff
Apr 26, 2006
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#50
We need at least one psychotic broad with a Fargo accent in this election.