Wackbag Presidential Race 2012

#51
I would start a constitution:

I will request a sticky "State of the Union" thread in Bizarro. This thread may only be used by the President and his chosen VP. Anything goes in the State of the Union forum; whatever the president or vice president deems worthy of announcing or otherwise posting. If Glenn Dandy gets a second term, with this implemented he may in fact post more drunken ramblings for us to enjoy. If possible, we can start this right away.

Thank you.
You've put way too much thought into this
 

Stig

Living In Your Heads, Rent-Free.
#52
As the bagger with the highest post count, I believe that I have the experience, snarkiness, and line of the day tribute thread to get the job done.
I am also famous for my oldness, and have been referred to as Wackbag's Dad.

Oh, and I drink. A lot.

And I may or may not have invented the phrase "Wavy Guy makes everything OK."
:action-sm
I honestly don't remember.
 

Hog's Big Ben

Getting ass-***** in The Octagon, brother.
Donator
#54
The President of Wackbag is just the figurehead that spouts nonsense in a drunken stupor.
As it should be. Less government and all that. The rest of you nominees will wind up taking post counts from Stig and passing them around to the likes of ihateinternmatt.
 

SOS

Is alive.
Wackbag Staff
#55
I stole it from thetruthbell...
 

LiddyRules

Signed To a Non-Exclusive Consultancy
#60
Oh my!

If elected, I promise to eliminate the rules that brought us the Great 909 Catastrophe of 2011. I will also temporarily ban those who start birthday threads for people who haven't posted since 2006. And I will bring consistency to the thread titles in the Movies + TV Forum.
 

transit grinder

Baglin' with the Sex
#63
I will allow everyone to fuck my cat if elected into office.

My cat is hot.
 
#66
If elected I will start a minimum of 500 more Dennis Hopper threads.

And bring back Kirk Strong.
 

crippledalbino

The God of 42nd Street
Donator
#67
As the bagger with the highest post count, I believe that I have the experience, snarkiness, and line of the day tribute thread to get the job done.
I am also famous for my oldness, and have been referred to as Wackbag's Dad.

Oh, and I drink. A lot.

And I may or may not have invented the phrase "Wavy Guy makes everything OK."
:action-sm
I honestly don't remember.
Stig doesn't know it yet, but I'm on his ticket as a Vice Presidential Candidate.
And fuck Liddy, he's got actual IDEAS, you don't want that in a President. You want drunkenness, and we've gotten none of that from Liddy. None. He posts while sober, and no one wants that in a candidate.
 
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