Wackbag Presidential Race 2012

[frankjg]

I would start a constitution:

I will request a sticky "State of the Union" thread in Bizarro. This thread may only be used by the President and his chosen VP. Anything goes in the State of the Union forum; whatever the president or vice president deems worthy of announcing or otherwise posting. If Glenn Dandy gets a second term, with this implemented he may in fact post more drunken ramblings for us to enjoy. If possible, we can start this right away.

Thank you.

You've put way too much thought into this

 

[Stig]

As the bagger with the highest post count, I believe that I have the experience, snarkiness, and line of the day tribute thread to get the job done.
I am also famous for my oldness, and have been referred to as Wackbag's Dad.

Oh, and I drink. A lot.

And I may or may not have invented the phrase "Wavy Guy makes everything OK."

I honestly don't remember.

 

[Chino Kapone]

Can I be part of the cabinet?
You know, reach across party lines...

You can be part of my cabinet. You will in charge of all things hipster..... Moustaches, PBR, ironic T-shirts..

 

[Hog's Big Ben]

The President of Wackbag is just the figurehead that spouts nonsense in a drunken stupor.

As it should be. Less government and all that. The rest of you nominees will wind up taking post counts from Stig and passing them around to the likes of ihateinternmatt.

 

[SOS]

Spoiler

I stole it from thetruthbell...

 

[Begbie]

As the bagger with the highest post count

...fuckin one percenter.

SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME

 

[fletcher]

...fuckin one percenter.

SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME SHAME

Mic check!

 

[Your_Moms_Box]

mills

I 100% second this nomination.


Sent from my rooted BAMF'd Thunderbolt using magic.

 

[Hudson]

I blame the Jews.

 

[LiddyRules]

I nominate Liddy.

Oh my!

If elected, I promise to eliminate the rules that brought us the Great 909 Catastrophe of 2011. I will also temporarily ban those who start birthday threads for people who haven't posted since 2006. And I will bring consistency to the thread titles in the Movies + TV Forum.

 

[transit grinder]

I will allow everyone to fuck my sister if elected into office.

 

[fletcher]

I will allow everyone to fuck my sister if elected into office.

Everyone has already fucked your sister, you are going to have to come up with something better.

 

[transit grinder]

I will allow everyone to fuck my cat if elected into office.

My cat is hot.

 

[transit grinder]

Cat tits like BUHDAWWW.

 

[fletcher]

Got my vote.

 

[Voss's Tumor]

If elected I will start a minimum of 500 more Dennis Hopper threads.

And bring back Kirk Strong.

 

[crippledalbino]

As the bagger with the highest post count, I believe that I have the experience, snarkiness, and line of the day tribute thread to get the job done.
I am also famous for my oldness, and have been referred to as Wackbag's Dad.

Oh, and I drink. A lot.

And I may or may not have invented the phrase "Wavy Guy makes everything OK."

I honestly don't remember.

Stig doesn't know it yet, but I'm on his ticket as a Vice Presidential Candidate.
And fuck Liddy, he's got actual IDEAS, you don't want that in a President. You want drunkenness, and we've gotten none of that from Liddy. None. He posts while sober, and no one wants that in a candidate.

 

[Begbie]

If elected I will start a minimum of 500 more Dennis Hopper threads.

And bring back Kirk Strong.

And yet, you'll forget to start a Happy Birthday thread for yourself.

 

[LiddyRules]

He posts while sober, and no one wants that in a candidate.

Not always

 

[DJ Evel Ed]

Good luck to all the nominees. I hope you all win.

 

[Voss's Tumor]

And yet, you'll forget to start a Happy Birthday thread for yourself.

Negative campaigning is soooo 1992.

 

[crippledalbino]

Not always

Always.

LiddyRules
Sober and Hates Kittens​

 

[Arch Stanton]

Fez Marie Whatley

 

[Voss's Tumor]

Whoever's nominated needs to get fat girl on a treadmill.

 

[fletcher]

Fez Marie Whatley

He's locked up.

Whoever's nominated needs to get fat girl on a treadmill.

MagicBob?