Wackbag's Presidential Elections 2012

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ONA
Wackbag Staff
Aug 14, 2000
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#1
Wackbag Presidential Election 2012

Vote for the individual you want to be Wackbag's President for the 2012 term.

  1. Glenn Dandy
  2. Stig
  3. afternoonquil
  4. AtlantaHardcore
  5. Begbie
  6. BIV
  7. Chino Kapone
  8. CrazyMrPoopSex
  9. Danesy
  10. d0uche_n0zzle
  11. fletcher
  12. Flush.Buy.Fuck
  13. Hudson
  14. Jordan
  15. Konstantin K
  16. LiddyRules
  17. mikeybot
  18. mills
  19. mr. sin
  20. NeonTaster
  21. oandapartycock
  22. Psychopath
  23. ShooterMcGavin
  24. stevethrower
  25. Taint Stench
  26. The Fez Man
  27. Three Hole Puncher
  28. transit grinder
  29. Turfmower
  30. Voss's Tumor
  31. weeniewawa‎
  32. crippledalbino
  33. <Write-in>

Too many nominations for a poll and maybe someone else might enter so,
Vote for only one person in your reply to this thread. Voting ends January 13, 2012.
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
Mar 10, 2006
49,332
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In a porn tree
#2
A vote for Three Hole Puncher is a cry for help!

Nice campaign slogan, huh?
 

Lord Zero

Viciously Silly
Aug 25, 2008
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#3
I've made my decision.

President: Three Hole Puncher
Vice President: Stig
Secretary of State: ShooterMcGavin
Secretary of Defense: NeonTaster
Secretary of Sarcasm: LiddyRules

By the way, I'm very pleased that I got a presidential nomination. :)
 

Jacuzzi Billy

Watching PTI
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Mar 22, 2006
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Red Jacuzzi
#5
All my opponents want to shut down the Jailbait Thread. As President, I will fight to have it stickied.

"Don't want a straight? Vote Flush."
 

justifyyourgarb

You drab South Bend cocksuckers are all the same.
Mar 15, 2007
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#6
All my opponents want to shut down the Jailbait Thread. As President, I will fight to have it stickied.
Not true.

Afternoonquil will not only NOT shut it down, but plans to take it to the next level.
 

Jacuzzi Billy

Watching PTI
Donator
Mar 22, 2006
42,625
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Red Jacuzzi
#7
Nobody can turn a blind eye better than me. Joe Paterno once scolded me for not telling.
 

lajikal

Registered User
Aug 6, 2009
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#10
WTF. Kirk has been polling great. Conspiracy?
 

CousinDave

Registered User
Dec 11, 2007
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Ohio
#11
I'm voting for a write in candidate

My vote goes to Kim Jong-un

 

Konstantin K

Big League Poster
Aug 25, 2010
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#12
It's an honor to be nominated, bit mills is clearly the man for the job. His record speaks for itself.
 

BIV

I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.
Apr 22, 2002
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Seattle
#15
I protest not being on the list. Who else has been singled out by a "comedian" on the show. No one. Who else has had that same "comedian" come to this board for the sole reason of starting a thread to bash him? No one.

A vote against me is a vote for the jews.
 

d0uche_n0zzle

**Negative_Creep**
Sep 15, 2004
46,806
6,920
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F.U.B.A.R
#16
I have to support the lunatic: THP for president. He is the wrong man for the right job.
 

mills

I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness
Jan 30, 2005
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Flea Bottom
#17
THP is the best wackbagger. Do we want the best wackbagger to be the wb president? How then are we supposed to pretend we are ironic and witty?

Search your souls.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
Donator
Feb 20, 2006
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jersey
#18
I vote for myself, however if I dont win I hope I can be in the cabinet as Minister of Sikhish-aquatic relations.
 

Hoffman

Guess who's back? Hoffman's back
Sep 28, 2006
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Northern VA
#19
Oh, I'd like to write myself in for Director of Wackbag Intelligence and WoodenPlank for SecDef.
 

TJLamb0518

Jumping That Shark....
Nov 8, 2002
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East Islip, NY
#20
Stig




With Kirk Strong (or whatever his name is now) as Minister of Disinformation.
 

TJLamb0518

Jumping That Shark....
Nov 8, 2002
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East Islip, NY
#22
I protest not being on the list. Who else has been singled out by a "comedian" on the show. No one. Who else has had that same "comedian" come to this board for the sole reason of starting a thread to bash him? No one.

A vote against me is a vote for the jews.
Slow down....you were mentioned by Vos. Given his career, you may as well have been mentioned BY Marlee Matlin TO Helen Keller.