Wash Your Feet or Burn In Hell

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http://www.reuters.com/article/oddl...0080312?feedType=RSS&feedName=oddlyEnoughNews

BEIJING (Reuters) - A Chinese bride burned her new husband to death after he got into bed after a drunken argument without washing his feet, state media reported on Wednesday.

"Wang and his wife, Luo, were married on February 2. The couple, however, frequently fought over trivial things while still on their honeymoon," the official Xinhua news agency quoted a local newspaper as saying.

The couple, from the central province of Hubei, had another fight on the night of March 4, "and in frustration they together drank a bottle of liquor to ease their anger."

"At about 10 p.m., Luo watched her husband get into bed without cleaning or washing his feet. In a fit of anger and intoxication, she set fire to the sheet he was sleeping in," the report said.

"When he awoke, the two began fighting before a very drunk Wang collapsed. As fire engulfed the bedroom. Luo escaped to the living room, leaving her other half to burn," it added.

The woman has been arrested, Xinhua said.

(Reporting by Ben Blanchard)
 
Jun 2, 2005
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It gets rid of athelde's foot, oder, and softens them.
I know you guys like to pile on Flea, but on this he's right. Pissing on your feet is a well known trick for getting rid of athlete's foot.

Not saying the dude's not a douche, but if you weren't already aware, pissing on your feet is good for a lot of things.
 

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I know you guys like to pile on Flea, but on this he's right. Pissing on your feet is a well known trick for getting rid of athlete's foot.

Not saying the dude's not a douche, but if you weren't already aware, pissing on your feet is good for a lot of things.
Piss also takes the sting out of Jellyfish Stings...big deal
 
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Piss also takes the sting out of Jellyfish Stings...big deal
I got problems wiff my feet, and I thank god every day that I know about the pissing trick.

Just wanted to make sure Flea hatred didn't prevent anyone from having this wonderful gem of knowledge!
 
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and apparently causes horrible spelling errors as well
I WASN'T ON FIREFOX!

I got problems wiff my feet, and I thank god every day that I know about the pissing trick.

Just wanted to make sure Flea hatred didn't prevent anyone from having this wonderful gem of knowledge!
Thank you Mr. Tumor. I'm glad I'm not insane for this and that someone else knows that that little secret is actually a world of good (btw Dr Steve agreed with it as well on his SNV show).
 
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Thank you Mr. Tumor. I'm glad I'm not insane for this and that someone else knows that that little secret is actually a world of good (btw Dr Steve agreed with it as well on his SNV show).
I agree with that one part of your shtick, I'm not on your side, dude. I just feel like I gotta make that clear.
 
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Piss also takes the sting out of Jellyfish Stings...big deal
Maybe Flea has some pet jelly fish in his bathtub that he hasn't gotten rid of.

It still doesn't keep him from being a fucking moron thinking that it's normal and common practice to piss on yourself to "soften" feet.

Unless you make a living as a porn star jacking cocks with your feet then you don't need soft feet. No woman grabs your feet and says,"Oh, your feet are so soft. I have a thing for men with piss-soaked soft feet."

He's fucking delusional.
 

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Maybe Flea has some pet jelly fish in his bathtub that he hasn't gotten rid of.

It still doesn't keep him from being a fucking moron thinking that it's normal and common practice to piss on yourself to "soften" feet.

Unless you make a living as a porn star jacking cocks with your feet then you don't need soft feet. No woman grabs your feet and says,"Oh, your feet are so soft. I have a thing for men with piss-soaked soft feet."

He's fucking delusional.
I also know that rinsing your face with your first morning urination is supposed to get rid of acne..but I know alot of dumb shit like that.
 

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It gets rid of athelde's foot, oder, and softens them.
I'd like to take this opportunity to, once again, point out the fact that by the time Flea has completed his schooling, his parent's will have spent well in excess of $100,000 on his "education".

Thank you.
 

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Not one person walks around barefoot? Not one person hates roughness on your feet? Wow.
Dope! Your feet get rough because you walk barefoot! It is your body's way of protecting your feet from injury!!!!...If you want soft feet don't walk barefoot and use some Bag Balm on your feet.