We Lost Another One: RIP MOJO

Jacuzzi Billy

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Mojo passed away last night but he has returned! Here's how it went down:

God: I don't know what it is about this guy but he 's driving me nuts.

Mojo: Let me explain, Lord...

God: Fuck me, you're going back down to wackbag.
 

HandPanzer

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The Lord hath forsaken us!
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Sounds about right. I'm the second coming because God couldn't stand me being there. And of course, Hell has no use for me either.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Taking a different approach, I see. Alright, I like it.
Was I supposed to be all indignant about it? Why? I didn't take offense to it, found it funny in fact. Thus, the funny like.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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Booooo
 

JoeyDVDZ

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I thought you would be typical Mojo about it. Why? I have no idea why you would act like typical Mojo. I'm glad you didn't.
Meh. I read it, I laughed. It made me laugh.
 

Pigdango

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I always said you were... when you weren't being a prick, at least.

You're no pigdango or Liddy, of course, but then who is?
I’m the funny one and Liddy is the prick, right?
 

HandPanzer

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Mojo out here making people's days and shit.
 

Von Maestro

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The new Mojo thinks I'm a riot.
 

JoeyDVDZ

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Will the new Mojo still be a pain in the ass to the Powerpuff Girls?
That's my cousin Mojo Gojo. I'm Mojo Nojo, apparently.