Well, I've done it. I stopped drinking!

Norm Stansfield

私は亀が好きだ。
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Great. Now we have to start looking for a new President.
 

Glenn Dandy

THE ONLY WHITE PRESIDENT LEFT.
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Theres more down the street. I'll be waiting at the door at 7 AM like they are selling Atom Ant tickets.
 

Cunt Smasher

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I've been your biggest supporter for years, but we can't afford to have too many slip-ups like this, Mr. President. Enemies are close, and constantly watching. They see a teeny lack of strategic planning like running out of beer, and they smell blood. I suggest an upper level cabinet meeting to "discuss" the issue with the Secretary of Beer Supplies. Lets nip this in the bud before it becomes an issue.
Goody two shoes will get a talkin' to as well.
 

JoeyDVDZ

That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!
Aug 20, 2004
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I thought a new POTWB was elected?
 

DeltaPin

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I'm sure some rubbing alcohol or windshield wiper fluid could make due in the interm.
 

fletcher

Darkness always says hello.
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Cologne. Plus your breath will smell fancy.