One of my best friends just found out he knocked some girl up that he was sort of dating awhile back. When he told me, he was pretty upset, but it was hard for me not to laugh at him. Yet I did. I told him that sucks, but what can you do? She won't abort, and men have no say in a child that they helped conceive, so he's stuck hoping for a miscarriage. I'm thinking of being celibate just so I don't end up in this situation.
Also you might want to turn off the O&A radio show until the little guy is born. My girlfriend and I went to see Jimmy's stand up and while laughing my ass off I was like, I really should stop laughing at at this awful stuff cause it may watch up to me pretty soon.
To anyone who has had a kid before. Did your sig other expect you to stop drinking and smoking with them? I have been drinking quite a bit and my girlfriend doesn't seem to mind but I never really asked or thought about it.
1.) unless you're 100% sure seeing your wife's box turned in ground hamburg with the possibility of a log hanging out of her ass at the same time won't affect your future feelings towards her then STAY OUT OF THE DELIVERY ROOM.
I stayed out completely but my best friend had issues for months after he attended his kids birth. It really did something to his head. I beleive they had to go to counseling. Don't buy the "it's a beautiful thing" line (with all due respect to Ronnie B.)...it's only "beautiful" in a vague, abstract sense. The nuts and bolts, real-world version will sear itself into your gag-reflex. let her sister/mom/girlfiend go in. Go enjoy a beer and some darts during the appointed hour. everyone will be better off.