Discussion in 'Classic Ron & Fez Discussion' started by SOS, Jan 8, 2008.
What advice would you give to someone who was going to have a baby?
Sleep as much as you can, when you can...you'll miss it.
Proper diet from the begining...others will have there take I'm sure.
You can always have her plan a visit with Dr. Martin
I'd say that things are going to go fine for you, unless you happen to be a red-head. It's medically proven that red-haired people pass on more recessive genetic defects than any other hair-type.
Book a spot on Maury.
Fuck I'm a red head and we are due in July!
One of my best friends just found out he knocked some girl up that he was sort of dating awhile back. When he told me, he was pretty upset, but it was hard for me not to laugh at him. Yet I did. I told him that sucks, but what can you do? She won't abort, and men have no say in a child that they helped conceive, so he's stuck hoping for a miscarriage. I'm thinking of being celibate just so I don't end up in this situation.
My advice, cherish it. There is nothing like it in the word. Pray that he/she will be healthy and enjoy him/her when they are young because it is true , they grow up overnight.
Also you might want to turn off the O&A radio show until the little guy is born. My girlfriend and I went to see Jimmy's stand up and while laughing my ass off I was like, I really should stop laughing at at this awful stuff cause it may watch up to me pretty soon.
No smoking or drinking, AT ALL! I would hope all women have learned this by now!
That reminded me of this video.
just set it and forget it
To anyone who has had a kid before. Did your sig other expect you to stop drinking and smoking with them? I have been drinking quite a bit and my girlfriend doesn't seem to mind but I never really asked or thought about it.
ya know i clicked on this wondering how long it would take for a Doc Martin or hanger joke...post 2 & 3...impressive baggers
1.) unless you're 100% sure seeing your wife's box turned in ground hamburg with the possibility of a log hanging out of her ass at the same time won't affect your future feelings towards her then STAY OUT OF THE DELIVERY ROOM.
I stayed out completely but my best friend had issues for months after he attended his kids birth. It really did something to his head. I beleive they had to go to counseling. Don't buy the "it's a beautiful thing" line (with all due respect to Ronnie B.)...it's only "beautiful" in a vague, abstract sense. The nuts and bolts, real-world version will sear itself into your gag-reflex. let her sister/mom/girlfiend go in. Go enjoy a beer and some darts during the appointed hour. everyone will be better off.
Can we call social services to have them a make a preemptive strike and take custody of the child now.
Ah, kids keep you young. I'll watch Spongebob for hours with mine.