What are the best/worst pick-up lines you have used or heard

#1
A few of my favorites are:

You must be a chicken farmer...
'cuz you've sure done a good job of raising my cock!

Hey baby- If I flip a coin, what are my chances of getting head?

Do you have any raisins?
No? Then how about a date?

It's cold. Any chance I could use your thighs as earmuffs?

I'm gonna be famous soon.
Why don't you fuck me now so you can brag about it later?

Let's play war. I'll lay down and
you can blow the fuck outta me!

and my favorite:

"A guy sticks his location in a girl's destination
to increase population for the next generation.
Do you get my explanation or would you like a demonstration?"
 

FOFOLINA

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#2
Well this is one some Fucking Tool tried on me like this past Friday

1.if i was a magician, i wouldve casted a spell to make u cuddle with me

2.i wanna cuddle with u

3.i still wanna cuddle with u though

4.ur pic was such a turn on though, u got that sexy bedroom face

5.so y dont we go out

6.aiight gorgeous (WHAT THE HELL IS aiight IS THAT ENGLISH WACKBAGERS??)

7.im still bored baby, y cant rescue me, lol

8.how about What Up Shorty

9.I called you shorty cause you are a GURL
what the fuck is a GURL?

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Never trust anyone....
Keep Your Friends Close And Your Enemies Closer...
TOOL HEAD ASS C
Just Say No To Marrige

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#3
I got a few.

Girl do you have a quarter so i can call my momma up and tell her im in love.

Your daddy must work for the postal service cause he sure knew how to deliever you.
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#4
"Do you wash your clothes in windex...because I can see myself in your pants"
"are those space pants....because that ass is outta this world"

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"Is it true chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?"
"Fuck,Fuck,Fuck a duck.Screw a kangaroo.Finger an arangatang...an orgy at the zoo!"
"She's a slut...BONNNNNG!"
 
#5
Why cant things just be simple. Really what is so wrong if i see a girl walk up to her and tell her i really would like to see my balls banging off her face. Why should she get mad i mean im just being honest. Or how bout this if i just say he you wanna fuck instead of hello how are you doing and all that other crap.
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#6
Because IOHN what you want and what girls/women want are two (two!?) different things!

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"Is it true chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?"
"Fuck,Fuck,Fuck a duck.Screw a kangaroo.Finger an arangatang...an orgy at the zoo!"
"She's a slut...BONNNNNG!"
 
#7
What do women want then? I know every women wants Mr Toads wild ride. MALLRATS REF..
 

BabyBunni

Registered User
#8
lol IOHN....your so clueless it's funny!

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"Is it true chicks fart when you blast 'em in the ass?"
"Fuck,Fuck,Fuck a duck.Screw a kangaroo.Finger an arangatang...an orgy at the zoo!"
"She's a slut...BONNNNNG!"
 
#10
i don't know, but i like "Friends" and Joe's line never works. The how you doing never works.
 
#11
I got a new one just walk up to the girl and tell her how you feel and then tell her lets get some barbacue and get busy.
 
#12
Alright, this one goes out to the ladies... I don't normally do this cuz I'm kinda shy (shut up Fofo! <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm16.gif" border=0> )

"Hey can I ask you a question? What would it take for an average guy like me to talk to a cute girl like you?"

You'd be amazed at how much that works! :)

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Akane you dummy!!!!

Your local anime resident. :)
 
#13
Im gonna have to say that sounds like a good line i dunno cause im clueless but it sounds like it would work. Did you ever tell a girl you wanted to lick her esophagus?LOL
 
#14
IOHN, I waited til the 3rd date.<IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm16.gif" border=0>
 

FOFOLINA

Registered User
#15
Originally posted by Ranma Saotome:
Alright, this one goes out to the ladies... I don't normally do this cuz I'm kinda shy (shut up Fofo! <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm16.gif" border=0> )
Lol damn you are so f-ing silly Saot
I just posted mine to see how lame this guy is thats all silly ass
Hugs


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Just Say No To Marrige
 
#16
The worst pick up line i think is hello how are you i was wondering if you would like to go to the public zoo for free on a Wednesday afternoon.
 
#17
OK here is a new one I just remembered that did work. Of course she was drunk, but it worked.

"Hi- I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus".

She thought it was cute and totally broke the ice. Also put the idea out there, which paid off later that night.
 
#18
Thats a good one. How bout hi my name is Super Mario the plumber and im here to fix your leak.
 
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