What are you sick fucks doing for Halloween?

Chino Kapone

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Goin to a party tonight.

Either dressing as Tyrone Biggums

or Keith Stone.

or Mayhem








What are you fuckers doing?
 

Poison The Well

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I used to dress up for Halloween. Then I turned 8.

:action-sm
 

LiddyRules

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For grown-ups this year, is October 31 Monday still a popular Halloween night or do most people get their festivities out of the way during the weekend?
 

Chino Kapone

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Tonight. Festivities will be going down tonight. The party I'm going to has 2 or 3 dj's... Lots of friends lots of fun.
 

Stormrider666

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For grown-ups this year, is October 31 Monday still a popular Halloween night or do most people get their festivities out of the way during the weekend?
My experience is that most people will start the festivities on the weekend and then conclude them on Monday night. I really wanted to do some thing this year. When I say do some thing I mean go to a bar and eye fuck all the hot chicks in their slutty costumes.
 

whiskeyguy

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I'm not passing out candy this year. I've set up a mobile operation with my van.

;)
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Halloween isn't what it use to be to me. When I lived in Chico, CA (party/college town) I would go all out with my costume and then go downtown and chase slutty girls.

I'm probably not going to dress up this year... I just don't have any motivation to do so. I'm going to a party tonight where 50% of the people probably won't be dressing up, and may go to one on Monday where more people will have costumes. For the last two or three years I've picked very easy costumes.

Last year I went as Patrick Bateman. The hardest part of that one was finding a walkman. The year before I went as Billy Mays... probably along with millions of other people. The year before that I think I went as Julian from the Trailer Park Boys while a couple other friends went as Ricky and Lahey (I know, few things are gayer than a bunch of guys with themed costumes).
 

Motor Head

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Tonight is going to suck, the fucking drunks will be bumper to bumper. Hopefully there will be some hot college chicks in the Old Market area downtown tonight, wearing various slutty costumes.
 

Chino Kapone

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#1 reason to go out.

 

d0uche_n0zzle

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I'll be wearing just a tube sock when handing out candy. Hopefully, there won't be too much traffic.
 

Hudson

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We'll be wearing either Devil horns or Angel halo's just to fuck with the old people at the nursing homes when we come to pick them up.
 

Stormrider666

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We'll be wearing either Devil horns or Angel halo's just to fuck with the old people at the nursing homes when we come to pick them up.
I'm guessing going with the hooded robe and sickle would be out of bounds.
 

MetalBender

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My attire will involve a trench coat a pair of pantyhose and a couple of hacky sacks. Hard to say where the night will take us.
 

Don the Radio Guy

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I'll be out enjoying a nice dinner while all the little hood rats knock on my door expecting free shit.
 

lockjaaaaww

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Watch tv after a long day. Mondays and Wednesday are the brutal days of the week for me, especially Wednesday so I'm just gonna relax regardless of what goddamn Holiday it is.
 

Poison The Well

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Jan 7, 2008
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Posting a "no soliciting" sign on my door, and when kids and parents come knock on my door, point at the sign and slam the door in their face.
 

Poison The Well

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:icon_lol: If you are trying to be a dick, it would be much easier if you just gave out Milky Ways.
I'm handing out bags of pretzels. Nothing like giving kids some shit their parents already have in the pantry.