Discussion in 'Classic Ron & Fez Discussion' started by SOS, Jan 11, 2008.
What do you hate being asked about?
My large, delicious penis.
Hot chicks always pestering me. It's so annoying.
Why is a great girl like you single? (no longer applicable)
You're so tiny, why do you need to lose weight?
I'm sure I'll think of others. People suck.
Are you gonna get offended if I drink around you?
(been sober for about 102 days now).
when other married people ask me how's married life...Hey stupid your married why you asking me!!!!!
Well, I was just really wondering.:icon_wink
If they really knew you, they'd ask how much you were paying that nice man to keep you company.
I always hate the "oh you were in the military, was it hard? Did you go to Iraq? Were you scared?" Or my other favorites about hockey: "Did you ever fight anyone? Have you ever tried out for the Devils?" And my personal favorite: "Oh you went to a pro training camp? How did it go?" Well I'm working at an applebees here in New Jersey on my days off from my team in MICHIGAN. How do you think it went, stupid?
"Why do you work out so much you don't need to lose weight"---cause that's really why I train I enjoy it, it's a nice outlet, it keeps me sane.
"your really 29 you look about 20years old?"= Thanks asswipe,,,just wait untill im 50 and your wife want's to bang me caus your old and wrinkled.
Where is my furniture?!?! 2-3 weeks after ordering it when i fucking tell the client it takes 6-10 weeks and i even write it on their paperwork under my phone number. Fucking rediculous...
Why dont you work for your family?
Because they treat me like shit stoooopid..No, I choose to be poor.
RUDE and RUDE! You're just jealous because I've got a BF and not a skank of the week.
Mods, it's OK. He's family.
A draw, when my wife asks where ive been or how much money I spent.
Being a cook, "Have you ever thought about going to culinary school"?
When someone thinks they can sense you are angry and asks "are you mad?". Over and over again until you actually do get pissed.
I hate being asked about my glasses. "Have you ever thought about contacts?"
Being a redhead I get " Do you have red pubes too?" all the time. Thats where I reply "Ask your mother".
How about laser surgery? They have that now you know. Have you thought about that? Or maybe contacts? Contact lenses... for your eyes? Have you thought about that? Have you?
After seeing the juggly tits in your signature the question I hate is "Why don't you come over here and have a seat?"
I hate when people ask what do for a living. None of your fucking business. I want to punch them in the face.
I hate it when business/professional people ask me what I do and when I answer them I get this look of disgust like I am a peon. I always find it nice to shove that look down their throats when I correct them on something.
Peep show booth mop jockey?
I hate it when people ask me what I hate being asked about
hey, what do you hate being asked about?
i hate when people ask me what i'm going to do with my degrees
also, when i'm around people with children, they say "when are you gonna have some kids of your own?" 1. i'm single 2. i'm 22 3. i'm still in college and live with my mom...i mean HELLO!!!! WHAT THE F!~?
Well if you were black thats a recipe for a litter of 4 or so. :icon_surp
For me -
Oh you work as a Pharm? Can you get me drugs?