What do you make of this?

Nov 5, 2002
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Every morning this bike is parked in the exercise room of my office building with all kinds of towels, shirts, jackets, etc drapped over it. Is it a homeless person hiding out in the building? Or someone who empties their dresser drawer on the bike before riding it to work? What do you think?
 

LiddyRules

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Jun 1, 2005
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Why, I can make a hat or a brooch or a pterodactyl...
 

NikkorTheMonk

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Apr 26, 2005
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Leave a steamer in one of the pockets and see how long it takes for this not to happen again.
 

BCH

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Jun 9, 2005
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He's saving money by drying his clothes on the way to and during work?
 

HummerTuesdays

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I'm gonna say they're drying the sweaty clothes they wore when they biked in to work, and change in the locker room. My 'rents have a friend that bikes to his job in NYC and has a membership at the gym next to his office building so he has a place to shower, change, and store his bike.