What I yell at pointless commercials on TV

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#1
"Stop revving the engine CUNT, and he wouldn't be yelling in the first place!"
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#2
"Faggots floating on the the smell of grass odors and queer music do NOT entice me to patronize your store and buy rosebushes!"
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#3
"I guess I COULD fuck a car..."
 

kidconnor

55gallon hog
#4
"BITCH! I'M trying to watch tv. Get the fuck away from me before I beat you with the remote."



Doesn't neccesarily have to be during a commercial though...
 

Party Rooster

Unleash The Beast
#5
"Fuck! I like watching TV better at my house with a DVR and no commercials!"
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#7
"Just SHOW the texting teen bitch HIT the mommy/daughter jaywalkers, for fucks sake..."
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#8
"WOW - the $10 dollar Pizza Hut Dinner Box is just TEN DOLLARS? REALLY? Glad you fucking clarified that asshole..."
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#9
They look so happy together. I want a girlfriend.
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#11
"Fuckin' starvin. EARL! - we got any hoagies back there anywhere???"
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#12
"No, AWKWARD would be me ripping off your safety glasses and giving you a semen pink eye, beeeatch!"
 

LiddyRules

The 9/11 Moon Landings Were An Outside Job
#13
Oh Flo, how I want to see you pleasure yourself as you make those two insurance guys to engage in forced bi.
 

Shootr

OOHHH, GNARLY!!!
Donator
#14
"How many fucking Meso victims can there be still alive?"
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#16
"I'm very good, Andy Willoughby!! That's how in the world I am anyway!!!"
 

JonBenetRamsey

well shit the bed
#17
"No! I do not give a shit about starving African children! Let them eat corpses!"
 

Motor Head

HIGHWAY TRASH REMOVAL
#18
Holy fuck bitch, you are loaning people money at 167% APR. You fucking wagon burners are worse then the mob!!
 

the Streif

¡¡¡¡sıʞunɹɹɹɹɹɹɹℲ
Donator
#19
It depends how thin you slice them!!
 

Yesterdays Hero

She's better than you, Smirkalicious.
#21
'So in order to cure my high blood pressure, I ask my doctor about your pill. But beware of a full 45 seconds of possible side effects. Sound great.'
 

Creasy Bear

gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
Donator
#25
Aw c'mon! What gift is so sensual that you can't even mention it on the radio?
 
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