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What I yell at pointless commercials on TV

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  1. Shootr

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    "Faggots floating on the the smell of grass odors and queer music do NOT entice me to patronize your store and buy rosebushes!"
     
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    "BITCH! I'M trying to watch tv. Get the fuck away from me before I beat you with the remote."



    Doesn't neccesarily have to be during a commercial though...
     
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    "Just SHOW the texting teen bitch HIT the mommy/daughter jaywalkers, for fucks sake..."
     
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    "WOW - the $10 dollar Pizza Hut Dinner Box is just TEN DOLLARS? REALLY? Glad you fucking clarified that asshole..."
     
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    They look so happy together. I want a girlfriend.
     
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    Oh Flo, how I want to see you pleasure yourself as you make those two insurance guys to engage in forced bi.
     
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    Tell them about the discount, Harry!
     
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    It depends how thin you slice them!!
     
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    'So in order to cure my high blood pressure, I ask my doctor about your pill. But beware of a full 45 seconds of possible side effects. Sound great.'
     
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    "You're full of shit Mr. Cablevision".
     
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    I'm not buying your goddam shitty fucking gold dipped rose, ya fuck!
     
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    A Vermont Teddy Bear ad. What fucking year is this?
     
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