Discussion in 'Off Topic Discussion' started by Shootr, Apr 18, 2012.
"Stop revving the engine CUNT, and he wouldn't be yelling in the first place!"
"Faggots floating on the the smell of grass odors and queer music do NOT entice me to patronize your store and buy rosebushes!"
"I guess I COULD fuck a car..."
"BITCH! I'M trying to watch tv. Get the fuck away from me before I beat you with the remote."
Doesn't neccesarily have to be during a commercial though...
"Fuck! I like watching TV better at my house with a DVR and no commercials!"
"Just SHOW the texting teen bitch HIT the mommy/daughter jaywalkers, for fucks sake..."
"WOW - the $10 dollar Pizza Hut Dinner Box is just TEN DOLLARS? REALLY? Glad you fucking clarified that asshole..."
They look so happy together. I want a girlfriend.
"How fucking lazy are you!?"
"Fuckin' starvin. EARL! - we got any hoagies back there anywhere???"
"No, AWKWARD would be me ripping off your safety glasses and giving you a semen pink eye, beeeatch!"
Oh Flo, how I want to see you pleasure yourself as you make those two insurance guys to engage in forced bi.
"How many fucking Meso victims can there be still alive?"
Tell them about the discount, Harry!
"I'm very good, Andy Willoughby!! That's how in the world I am anyway!!!"
"No! I do not give a shit about starving African children! Let them eat corpses!"
Holy fuck bitch, you are loaning people money at 167% APR. You fucking wagon burners are worse then the mob!!
It depends how thin you slice them!!
"Who gives a shit!"
'So in order to cure my high blood pressure, I ask my doctor about your pill. But beware of a full 45 seconds of possible side effects. Sound great.'
"You're full of shit Mr. Cablevision".
I'm not buying your goddam shitty fucking gold dipped rose, ya fuck!
A Vermont Teddy Bear ad. What fucking year is this?
Aw c'mon! What gift is so sensual that you can't even mention it on the radio?