What I yell at pointless commercials on TV

Shootr

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#1
"Stop revving the engine CUNT, and he wouldn't be yelling in the first place!"
 

Shootr

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#2
"Faggots floating on the the smell of grass odors and queer music do NOT entice me to patronize your store and buy rosebushes!"
 

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#3
"I guess I COULD fuck a car..."
 

kidconnor

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#4
"BITCH! I'M trying to watch tv. Get the fuck away from me before I beat you with the remote."



Doesn't neccesarily have to be during a commercial though...
 

LiddyRules

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#6
I'm cumming.
 

Shootr

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#7
"Just SHOW the texting teen bitch HIT the mommy/daughter jaywalkers, for fucks sake..."
 

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#8
"WOW - the $10 dollar Pizza Hut Dinner Box is just TEN DOLLARS? REALLY? Glad you fucking clarified that asshole..."
 

LiddyRules

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#9
They look so happy together. I want a girlfriend.
 

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#11
"Fuckin' starvin. EARL! - we got any hoagies back there anywhere???"
 

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#12
"No, AWKWARD would be me ripping off your safety glasses and giving you a semen pink eye, beeeatch!"
 

LiddyRules

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#13
Oh Flo, how I want to see you pleasure yourself as you make those two insurance guys to engage in forced bi.
 

Shootr

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#14
"How many fucking Meso victims can there be still alive?"
 

Creasy Bear

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#16
"I'm very good, Andy Willoughby!! That's how in the world I am anyway!!!"
 

Yesterdays Hero

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#21
'So in order to cure my high blood pressure, I ask my doctor about your pill. But beware of a full 45 seconds of possible side effects. Sound great.'
 

NikkorTheMonk

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#23
I'm not buying your goddam shitty fucking gold dipped rose, ya fuck!
 

Creasy Bear

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#25
Aw c'mon! What gift is so sensual that you can't even mention it on the radio?