Discussion in 'Classic Ron & Fez Discussion' started by SOS, Dec 7, 2007.
What is the Biggest Animal you would kill for 10Gs?
With what bare hands or weapon?
Up to you.
giraffe fuck that mother fucker and it's long neck
Elephant, with a sniper rifle.
...yeah fuck that fuckin freak
They're like the ugly, lazy fucks of the sea.
I'd harpoon a whale for free, as long as the nips let me eat some of it.
Why the fuck would you have to pay someone to kill a big animal. I'd shoot anything walking if I knew I would get away it. The first to die would be an elephant. I would love to taste elephant meat.
I don't get out of bed for less than 50k per kill.
I'd go to MLK Blvd and 125th St for ten thousand dollars per *KILL* and immunity from prosecution, both Federal and State.
Earl is a manatee?
I'd just like to be able to punch the manatee in his dumb face before shooting him
Hell yeah, just grab that stupid looking animal by that big snout and knee it square in the throat. Animals are so dumb.
a bunny rabbitt
I don't think there's an animal I wouldn't kill for 10 large.
Blue Whale with a jack hammer to the blow hole for $10,000.
That's just unfeasible. Imagine the logistics of such an undertaking. Get yourself some explosives for fuck's sake.
The bigger the animal is, the "easier," ethically, it would be to kill. Because it would be like killing a monster and that would be awesome.
We have the technology with tranqs, guns and chainsaws that for $10,000 we'd be able to buy our equipment and still walk away with a hefty sum.
With access to the right tools it would probably be easier for most people to kill a giraffe than a puppy. Or you can just skate on an elephant and kill it with your bow and arrow.
Negative Nelly, why are trying to crush my dream?
yeah cut off that long neck with a saw
I wish there were more R+F takes along these lines.
Among many, IMO, the fighting 9 yo's bit is legendary, and hearing RB discuss how to take on various species is prefection....." A giraffe? That neck's too high and thick...you gotta go low, maybe a knee kick,... then uppercut, uppercut, uppercut...")
For just $10K? Rhino's do too much damage to quarter panels....maybe a hippo? Only cuz i was insulted to hear how "hungry" they are for late night drunks.
Edit: add special mentions: Norton's Bear and Chicken bits had me knee-slappin' the car dash
Ok, how about a cow with a Dewalt cordless power drill to the skull?
Mooooo rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr plop.