What is the Manliest thing you have ever done?

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What is the Manliest thing you have ever done?
 

THE FEZ MAN

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cigarsandscotch

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What is the Manliest thing you have ever done?
He was, but in all fairness I was drunk and it was really dark in the club. I honestly had no idea until the next morning. No wonder "she" was so quick to offer up the ass.
 
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I once saved a little kitten. It was the runt of the litter. It was slowly dying because it couldn't get past the other kittens and gain access to it's mothers teats. After watching it get weaker and weaker I decided to intervene. I got down on my knees, pushed the bigger kittens aside, located a nice fat juicy one, and then I slowly milked the teat into the little kitten's mouth. After days of doing this over and over it finally grew into a healthy happy kitten just like it's litter mates. Unfortunately I backed over it in my Lexus about a month later but I felt pretty good about myself at the time.
 

Obi_wang

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took a shit while firing a 50 cal at a robotic army of nazis on kick ass motorcycles
 
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I saved two drunk fisherman from a capsized powerboat.
 

Creasy Bear

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I once saved a little kitten. It was the runt of the litter. It was slowly dying because it couldn't get past the other kittens and gain access to it's mothers teats. After watching it get weaker and weaker I decided to intervene. I got down on my knees, pushed the bigger kittens aside, located a nice fat juicy one, and then I slowly milked the teat into the little kitten's mouth. After days of doing this over and over it finally grew into a healthy happy kitten just like it's litter mates. Unfortunately I backed over it in my Lexus about a month later but I felt pretty good about myself at the time.
So which was the manly part? Saving the kitten, or backing over it?
 

Glenn Dandy

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Plumbing, fighting, motorcycles,drinking,more fighting, Being a good father I would have to say is the end all.
 

martianvirus

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fucked a girl with my cock. everything else has nothing else to do with being a man.
 

topher520

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I once went to pick up a Girlfriend after she worked at a club and pulled up to see her sitting on the curb with another guy. I asked her who it was and she said Some guy who works with her and he woudnt leave her alone and followed her to the pickup point.

I dropped her off at her friends house which was 4 minutes away and then went back(without her knowing) and asked the kid about the girl he was just with) He told me that he worked with her and is trying to bang her, So I grabbed him and told him about me and her and he laughed, so I Choked him UFC style until he pissed his pants (literally). I was 19 and felt like a Man because I made some guy piss himself by choking him out on the sidewalk.

Now looking back I think he probably banged her and I had No Clue, but who cares??? He pissed his pants and I walked away happy as Jimmy with a Tranny. I felt like a man that day because Fighting wasnt my thing and I made another man Pee Pee in his pants.
 

The Duch

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Duh,

Simple, good father and supporter of two kids, faithful husband and brutally ra pe wife a lot (don't get offended - she brutally ra pes me too). She Approved of this message.

I'm puttin' money on this answer winning, the rest are trying to find an easy way out.
 

Creasy Bear

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Back when I was in the Navy. I was a Navy diver. During the first gulf war I was assigned to the port of Bahrain. My job was to inspect the hulls of ships for mines. I was 20 years old and I thought I was the manliest man on the planet.

Fast forward twenty years... I'm a stay-at-home Dad. I live in the suburbs of Indianapolis, and I drive a mini van. Damn... when did the fucking wheels fall off my life? :idontknow
 

The Duch

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Back when I was in the Navy. I was a Navy diver. During the first gulf war I was assigned to the port of Bahrain. My job was to inspect the hulls of ships for mines. I was 20 years old and I thought I was the manliest man on the planet.

Fast forward twenty years... I'm a stay-at-home Dad. I live in the suburbs of Indianapolis, and I drive a mini van. Damn... when did the fucking wheels fall off my life? :idontknow
Other than living in Indianapolis, you made it! This is when the wheels go ON your life. Get ready for the ride of a lifetime!
 

BeersOnTheBoat

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I'm married and don't cheat on my wife.
I have two kids and don't use them to take out my daily frustrations.
I have 2 dogs and a cat and don't abuse them.
I have friends I don't steal from or take advantage of.
I treat people with respect and dignity until they show they are not worthy of it.
I go to work everyday and do my job the best I can.
I pay taxes.
Period.
 

mightymalachi

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There was that one time I saved the bus load of nuns......by fucking them. I saved them from a life of cellebecy and servitude to a false idol.
 

chickenfinger

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During a beer session at home with some friends once, the wife starts getting pissy. We ended up discussing the cause of her pissyness in the privacy of our Master Bath. She felt that it was time to wind things down and call it a night. While giving her my reasoned, logical, beer-fueled argument to the contrary, she rolled her eyes to the ceiling. It was at that time the manliness kicked in (or maybe the beer) and I suddenly made a fist and put it through the ceiling. "There, now you got something to look at" I slurred.

She grabbed the keys and hit the road. I went back to the kitchen table and drank more beer. Like a man...
 

Hog's Big Ben

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I'm married and don't cheat on my wife.
I have two kids and don't use them to take out my daily frustrations.
I have 2 dogs and a cat and don't abuse them.
I have friends I don't steal from or take advantage of.
I treat people with respect and dignity until they show they are not worthy of it.
I go to work everyday and do my job the best I can.
I pay taxes.
Period.
In other words, you're white.
 

WhiteHonkyDevil

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Not much. Basic training. Acted as a human airbag when one of my ex girfriends hit a patch of ice and slid into a concrete median.

Oh, and I had a threesome with a two chicks, one black, one white.