What the F? Fuck you to the mother fuckers who got on the elevator yesterday evening. It's fucking 5:25pm...don't you realize people want to GET THE FUCK OUT OF WORK? Don't mosey onto the elevator...HUSTLE!!! That annoying beep? It means you're IN THE WAY OF THE FUCKING DOORS. MOVE! I've got shit to do. And when we get to the lobby and one of the three of you get off, DON'T FUCKING HOLD THE DOOR OPEN TO SAY GOODBYE!!! Waaaa, I need a hug??? That's your fucking coworker. EW. I need to go to the lower level and get the fuck home! And no, your fucking apology doesn't fucking help. I hope you die in a firey plane crash.