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What the fuck are these (Car accessory)

Discussion in 'Wackbag Home Improvement & Car Repair' started by BIV, Sep 28, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    I saw this on a car today. Four wire, spring like things. Wobbly and they each stuck out about three inches from in front of each tire. The car seemed to be Asianed up a bit, so it was obviously some kind of mod. Here is a photo I took:

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    Any ideas what the fuck these are? It's making me (more) nuts.
     
  2. JoeyDVDZ

    JoeyDVDZ That's MR. MOJO, Motherfucker!

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    Curb feeler.
     
  3. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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  4. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    *google*

    Huh, well how about that.

    Now, let me add, this car did not need these.
     
  5. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    No car really needs them.
     
  6. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Old people do...

    Sent from my Desire HD using Tapatalk 2
     
  7. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Thats what the rim is for.
     
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    So do Puerto Ricans, apparently.
     
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  10. MetalBender

    MetalBender I like fistables.

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    These are best used in conjunction with static straps.
     
  11. d0uche_n0zzle

    d0uche_n0zzle **Negative_Creep**

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    Those are winglets used to increase ground-force needed to stabilize highspeed corner.
     
  12. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    I'm so glad I discovered this thread because for the past thirteen years I have collected stories dealing with people discovering curb feelers. This one will surely be in Volume Three of my book series.
     
  13. stevethrower

    stevethrower Got Sig?

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    Have not seen those for years...
     
  14. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Just a tip when you are trying to sell that series: Skip the typical bookstores and pitch it to major drug stores. They could sell it next to the rest of the sleep aids.
     
  15. OccupyWackbag

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    I was watching the Disney Cars shorts the other day and in the short where Tow Mator goes to Japan you can see them on some of the tuner cars. Guess it is or was another weird fade.
     
  16. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Had to babysit for Kimmie again?
     
  17. OccupyWackbag

    OccupyWackbag Registered User

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    Nah I love me some Cars... And Toy Story. And me and Kimmie are no more.
     
  18. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Aw, angel... what happened?
     
  19. OccupyWackbag

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    Got caught slipping... My dick into another woman.
     
  20. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Left her for an older woman?
     
  21. OccupyWackbag

    OccupyWackbag Registered User

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    Nah actually she got all pissy about me looking for employment that would have me gone 6 months out of the year. Plus her oldest is an ADHD nightmare. All for the best.
     
  22. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Welp... so much for the whole "I'm crazy about her and I'm all faithful and committed to her because she's an awesome chick and you guys are all jealous" gimmick.

    That didn't last long. Now you're back down in the gutter with your iSpankit video chat pigs.

    Oh, how that never-were-mighty have fallen.
     
  23. fletcher

    fletcher Darkness always says hello.
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    Dont worry, he will be able to come up with some new story soon.
     
  24. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Again... I totally think he was telling the complete truth.

    What guy in his 20's in going to try and make himself look like a pimp daddy pussy hound by concocting a fantasy chick who is an older broad with a brood of baggage... and one of them a category 5 waterhead?
     
  25. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    It's known as detailed character development.
     

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