What the hell is it with gays and hot chicks?

ShooterMcGavin

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I reactivated my Facebook recently, and as I am browsing through old classmates and seeing what everyone's been up to since high school, I noticed something that shocked me.

This guy in my class was a complete loser. My high school didn't even have cliques, as it wasn't big, and even the nerds were friends with everyone. But NO ONE liked this kid.

A couple years ago, he turned gay. No surprise there.

I'm looking at his Facebook, and what do I find?

Pictures of him, surrounded by hot girls. I mean HOT girls. There's one picture in particular with him laying on a couch as these amazing looking chicks are dog piled on top of him. Lucky bastard.

This got me thinking...


Hey buddy, let me learn you something. These 10's wouldn't have given you the time of day in high school, and now they are all over you like flies on shit. By staying queer, you are still in a defeated state, but if you fuck these girls (under the guise that you are their gay fuck buddy), you are pretty much punching all of your former classmates in the balls. The only reason you are gay is because you were the butt of ridicule and couldn't get chicks, but now you are pretty much dry humping a terrific opportunity to show everyone that you aren't going to take any more shit.

YOU CAN ACT LIKE A MAN! WHATS'A MATTA WITH YOU?

So I guess no matter how much of a douche you are, if you turn gay you will immediately find yourself in the company of attractive women. But what's the point if you can't fuck them? I'll never understand gay people.

I've gotta see if I can get him to invite me to his next hot-girl-palooza meeting. That, and I've gotta make some more gay friends. It's like befriending the fat chick with attractive friends, only this way no one's offended if you don't want to fuck them.


Some topics for discussion:


Have you ever used a gay guy to get to hot chicks?

Would you ever act queer to hang around 10's, and possibly find an opportunity to fuck them? Have you ever done this?

Do you know anyone who has succeeded with the above task?
 

martianvirus

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ShooterMcGavin

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Kris_LTRMa

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How does someone just turn gay? Couldn't he have been gay all along but just not realized it or come to terms with it?

Some women look at gay men as being "safe" ... they can horse around as they would with a real guy but doesn't have to worry that the gay guy is going to try to take that horsing around to the next level.

Then there are those who think it's great to have a "girl friend" who's actually a guy. They've convinced themselves that when they engage in "girl talk" they're actually getting a real guy's perspective on things.

And then there are the women who think that said fag is really not gay and will do anything they can to to "change" him.

All three are pretty stupid reasons but there are some pretty stupid women out there as well.
 

YaHearIHearMe

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ShooterMcGavin

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Enough about the binary code!
 

YaHearIHearMe

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What is this binary code that you speak of?

oh wait edit:
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YaHearIHearMe

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martianvirus

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YaHearIHearMe

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martianvirus

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YaHearIHearMe

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martianvirus

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YaHearIHearMe

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