what was the strangest thing you ever Masturbate with?

armymad

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#1
After hearing What Britney Masturbate with what was the strangest thing you ever masturbate with
 

BabyBunni

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#2
#1 your sick and #2 your really really demented if you're gonna sit there and ask that!

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#3
Hey, Spaz did it with a tomato on the radio so I guess its no big deal. This should be an interesting thread
 

metallica22

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#4
this is gonna sound weird but i have masterbated with a glass. One of those glasses where they put wine in it. I know it's kind of crazy, but i did washed it. Also you know the thing that is left when the toilet paper is over. That thing too. I guess when you are young you try things like that. Ohh and also when i was little i masterbated with a codom on.
 

metallica22

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#5
i may regret posting that but what the hell i think it might be fun
 
#6
You masterbated in a wine glass and washed it after words. M22 that is sick man. I could see your parents drinking wine right now and saying honey there is something floating in this wine glass or my my why do the wine glasses have streaks. Cause cum leaves streaks.
 

metallica22

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#7
oh come on, i didn't know when i did it. I was a young guy when i did it
 
#8
Ok well then what is with the toliet paper roll. I dont get it you probaly shot it out the other end onto the floor slipped hit your head on the sink.
 

metallica22

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#9
come on, lets not talk about me lets see some of the girls post on this thread, and it went into the sink.

<font size="1" color=000000>Edited on 03-12-2001 by: metallica22.</font>
 
#10
The sink oh you have problems. Anyway one instead of using my right hand i switched to the left hand.
 
#11
Okay raise you habds if you saw Scary Movie! And I used a bread bag several years ago...


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FOFOLINA

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#12
Ummm Errrr I so choose not to answer this...
Uhhh Ummm huh?<IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm25.gif" border=0>

<font size="1" color=000000>Edited on 03-12-2001 by: FOFOLINA.</font>
 

FOFOLINA

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#13
Originally posted by metallica22:
this is gonna sound weird but i have masterbated with a glass. One of those glasses where they put wine in it. I know it's kind of crazy, but i did washed it. Also you know the thing that is left when the toilet paper is over. That thing too. I guess when you are young you try things like that. Ohh and also when i was little i masterbated with a codom on.

<FONT COLOR="Red">Ummmm Oh My God M22........... Uhhhhhh Errrrrrr!! Ok Terrific I will never Drink wine From A Wine Glass Ever Damn Just give me a beer mug with wine in it from now on!!!</FONT c><IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm24.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm14.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm13.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm24.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm25.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm14.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm13.gif" border=0>

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MAVRIC305

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#14
This is a great post, don't sell yaself short. The wierdest thing I have ever masturbated with was a pillow. I poked a hole in it filled it with jergans hand lotion and proceeded to fuck the pillow. It worked like a charm.<IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm26.gif" border=0>
 
#15
How come when it the topic is about masterbation Fofo all of sudden has nothing to say come on Fofo you can be honest we all do it and if you say no you dont then i know your lying cause that shows guilt. So come on Fofo do you use a dildo or vibrator or your finger??? Or i tell you what just admit you do masterbate the question of which method u choose is optional.
 

FOFOLINA

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#16
Originally posted by imoverherenow:
How come when it the topic is about masterbation Fofo all of sudden has nothing to say come on Fofo you can be honest we all do it and if you say no you dont then i know your lying cause that shows guilt. So come on Fofo do you use a dildo or vibrator or your finger??? Or i tell you what just admit you do masterbate the question of which method u choose is optional.

Listen Jay I do and that is no lie about that it is normal to masterbate......
BUT FUCK NO I DONT USE A FUCKING VIBRATOR OR A FUCKING DILDO.......
all I said was that i fucking choose not to fucking answer this fucking question.....
Is that fucking good for you.....
Now please may I have some fucking respect on this not to fucking answer????



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#17
Jesus im just fucking joking about fucking that fucking calm fucking down fucking allready fucking allright fucking ok fucking.

PS that response has a yes i do written all over it. Heh heh LOL

Stop over analyzing everything i didnt curse at you so why should you flip out on me.
 

FOFOLINA

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#18
Lol I know that
See silly thats why i did that to see what you would say Hmmmm!!!!
any way sorry for the cursing if it upset you..
I didnt say that i dont masterbate anyone that says they dont then they are liars....
but I just choose not to say what i do
is that good enough with you....

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#20
Ok i have a question i saw a video one time and this girl was masterbating with her whole fist inside her pussy. Do you think that would hurt?
 

FOFOLINA

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#21
<FONT size="6">OUCH!!!!!</FONT s>
<FONT COLOR="Red">Umm Hell ya that would hurt like fucking hell I would not even want to know the feeling of that ..... I mean shit it hurt like fucking hell giving birth so I dont even want to know the feeling </FONT c>

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#22
I would imagine so. Check this out my cousin knew this girl who was masterbating with a glass cocacola bottle and it broke inside of her. OUCH!!! She had to go to the hospital and get tiny pieces of glass removed from her vagina.
 

FOFOLINA

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#23
<FONT size="6">MARY MOTHER OF GOD THAT WOULD HURT LIKE FUCKING HELL OUCH!!!!! </FONT s><IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm14.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm14.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm14.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm14.gif" border=0> <IMG SRC="http://www.wackbag.com/ubb/smilies/cwm14.gif" border=0>

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#24
Hell yeah i felt bad for her. Then on some website there is a video of a girl taking some giant Coke Boke up her you know what. Plastic of course that is something.
 

armymad

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#25
to BabyBunni #1 i am not sick , it isjust you how don't have a open mind to question
if brittiny would got on the radio and say what she do it with what wrong with people on the borad to post what they want to say
on this board

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