What would you do if....

Simby19

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you were about to hook up with some chick for the first time and she was sporting these sexy undies????



 

Smokezilla

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I'd remove those underpants and proceed to tarp my car before I got "down-to-business".:p
 

Chino Kapone

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scream Hallelujah that im getting laid
 

THE FEZ MAN

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i could care less, id' hit it
 

LBF

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I'd probably ask your grandma what the fuck she was doing in the bar at 3:00 in the morning. :action-sm
 

Simby19

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wow I assumed you guys had standards; what was I thinking?
 

ImAlrightSpider

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Standards depend a lot more on the chick than her underpants, my friend.
 

MJMANDALAY

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If my wife traded in her gstrings for those there could be issues.


Just sayin
 

Simby19

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Standards depend a lot more on the chick than her underpants, my friend.

Well then if you're sold on her body and she ends up wearing these, don't you think that's reason to change your mind based on false advertising? I would imagine a lot of goodness falls into place when those bad boys come off.
 

Smokezilla

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Well then if you're sold on her body and she ends up wearing these, don't you think that's reason to change your mind based on false advertising?
Nah. . . by that point you're probably so worked-up you'd stick your dick in a electric heater. You womenfolk are the only ones who can get that close to actual sex, get totally turned-off, put your clothes on, and leave.
 

THE FEZ MAN

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Well then if you're sold on her body and she ends up wearing these, don't you think that's reason to change your mind based on false advertising? I would imagine a lot of goodness falls into place when those bad boys come off.
you obviously underestimate the power of pussy of any sort. if your close enough to see those bloomers your hittin' it no matter what
 

THE FEZ MAN

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realy, if i think about it, the first couple of times i nailed any chick i dont think i even remember there underwear it was torn off or too the side or it was dark ect..... unless you like to do a pre pole ride pole dance with the lights on i could care less what the underwear looks like. now it was the early 90's since i scored a strange piece of ass but the bloomer panty's were not all that uncommon then, oh and hairy yick
 

Simby19

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it's not just the underwear, though. It's knowing whatever body you thought she had is going to be a lot mushier after peeling those spanx off
 

Dopie Opie

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it's not just the underwear, though. It's knowing whatever body you thought she had is going to be a lot mushier after peeling those spanx off

We all can't be hardbodies. I would be a lot more confident dropping my trou and showing my gut and acorn dick.

Whadda ya got to loose at that point
 

THE FEZ MAN

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it's not just the underwear, though. It's knowing whatever body you thought she had is going to be a lot mushier after peeling those spanx off
well since ive been a mess with a little cock, and low self esteem my entire life, no matter what rolled out of those bloomers (except a cock) would overly upset me..... ok maby twatto would bug me for a minute or too
you realy underestimate the power of getting some new pussy, that and the thought that some one else is actually looking forward to touching my cock other than me
 

Simby19

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I'm not saying there's no reason for people to wear those things. But seeing one for the first time on a girl you are about to nail is a different story. It's a facade, if you will.
 

CaraC

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I would promptly take them off and hide them on her, forcing her to borrow something sexier when she gets dressed... ugh... those are fucking terrible
 

Simby19

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well since ive been a mess with a little cock, and low self esteem my entire life, no matter what rolled out of those bloomers (except a cock) would overly upset me..... ok maby twatto would bug me for a minute or too
you realy underestimate the power of getting some new pussy, that and the thought that some one else is actually looking forward to touching my cock other than me


Haha ok perhaps I do. It's clearly situational.
 

SatansCheerledr

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I don’t know, I never seen anything like that before. It’s almost like bondage gear or something. The novelty might turn me on.


That or maybe I just unconsciously want to fuck my grandma.


Now that I think about it I guess it could go either way.
 

Smokezilla

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I think I saw somebody wearing something like those panties while recovering from a spine/back injury. . .:icon_eek: