What would you do to a Contest Pig?

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I love how the were able to line up a bunch of calls from the contest pigs today. The way they are so desperate to convince the boys that they actually listen to the show is asking for abuse.

Since this contest is going to be going on for a few more weeks lets see if we can come up with some ways to torture the pigs over the phone.
 

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"What would you do to a Contest Pig?"

Bang it?

 

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"What would you do to a Contest Pig?"

Bang it?

Whoa!!!!!!!! That gut will haunt my dreams.

:erstaunt2:erstaunt2:erstaunt2:erstaunt2:erstaunt2:erstaunt2:erstaunt2
 

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"What would you do to a Contest Pig?"

How about making them strip down to their panites and get on a scale and then............wait a minute, already done that.
 

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Toss them into a massive wood-chipper. tee hee
 

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place contest pig here.
 

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i'd shover her phone up her cunt while it's on so it hopefully causes ovarian cancer.
 

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take her to a concert

jesus christ
 

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i'm about to hear todays winner (in about 10 mins).. has any contest pigs won yet? if a contest pig wins that'll piss me off cause i'm a fan and i could use $1000.

stupid contest pigs hogging up the lines so i cant win!!
 
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I'd like to put on spikey metal boots and swing from a rope right into their belly.

These greedy pigs make me sick and they should be made to suffer for our enjoyment.
 

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i'm about to hear todays winner (in about 10 mins).. has any contest pigs won yet? if a contest pig wins that'll piss me off cause i'm a fan and i could use $1000.

stupid contest pigs hogging up the lines so i cant win!!
Are you calling from the future, or the past?

Because the caller is picked between 7:00 to 7:30 AM EST.
 

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i love how despite calling when the sound wasn't even played, they roll out the laundry list of shit, thinking that'll sway the boys to throw out the rules of the game just for them if they sound pathetic enough, as if O&A can tell if they're being honest about being dirt-poor. "Oh man, I'm a poor trucker who has to support ten kids and I lost my old job, blah blah blah." what a bunch of desperate little cunts.
 

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i would just shoot them because there fat nothings who shouldnt be allowed to live.
 

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I'd give them 100 Grand.
 

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What would you do-o-o to a contest pig!!


I'd feed her a Klondike Bar

 

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Here's the thing....these prize pigs aren't going to hang up no matter what if they think they may have won. O&A should take these prize pig calls, hint that they may have won so they stay on the line through thick and thin, then start putting real fan's calls through to abuse these whores.
 

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"What would you do to a Contest Pig?"

Bang it?


I absolutely LOVE when they get a money grubbing fat housewife whore on the line. I'm not rich, but the way these fuckin cash hounds grovel and pretend to be fans....for a grand.....makes me wanna hurt them.

I'm a nice guy, and I don't hate very many people(huge lie) but I Fuckin HATE these prize pigs!!!!! It's Ironic because I love listening to them, and I love how Opie changes "Prize Pigs" to "Contest Pigs" I'm also surpised that Opie hasn't asked any of the Pigs if their Size Queens, seems to be his favorite question.

So, what would I do to a Prize Pig???? Probably give her a famous Mackenzie Pissball!
 

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come up from behind her and break one of her ankles with my heel. then stand over her as she's writhing in pain and ask her about her favorite O&A bit... if she couldnt think of one id break the other ankle.

then id ask again about her favorite O&A bit, if she couldnt come up with one again id start on her kneecaps, etc etc etc

these housewife-soccer mom-fake listening TWATS infuriate me to no end. i wish there was some way to reach through my radio and tear their fucking throats out

(in case you cant tell, i could really use $1000 :))
 

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I'd poke them with feather duster.

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