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Where is your God now

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by BIV, Nov 5, 2012.

  1. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    http://news.yahoo.com/blogs/sidesho...RhaWQDBHBzdGNhdANob21lBHB0A3NlY3Rpb25z;_ylv=3
     
  2. Neon

    Neon ネオン
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    Praise be to Allah.
     
  3. DanaReevesLungs

    DanaReevesLungs I can keep rhythm with no metronome...
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    I hope he loses the case and the church goes bankrupt trying to defend themselves.
     
  4. Hate & Discontent

    Hate & Discontent Yo, homie. Is that my briefcase?

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    Holy shit, this made me laugh like a fucking idiot.
     
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  5. Creasy Bear

    Creasy Bear gorgeousness and gorgeousity made flesh
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    Odin works in hilarious ways.
     
  6. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    1) Jesus was a carpenter... he was simply punishing the church for not understanding weight displacement and anchor points.

    2) If the statue really did cure his wife's cancer, he should man up and realize an amputated leg was a worthwhile trade.

    3) $3 million is really your worth when you work at a pizza restaurant?

    4) If he loses the lawsuit, the church should take the $7k they raise for him and use it to fix up the statue, including repairing the missing limbs on it.
     
  7. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Job 1:21 KJV.
     
  8. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Lol.
     
  9. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Cutting off the circulation to some douche's legs somewhere.
     
  10. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    That's turning the other cheek and forgiving there, Mr. Devout. The thing had been there for years, he had to have fucked with it somehow. I don't remember any reports of earthquakes that day.
     
  11. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    He's a toal piece of shit. He's suing the church that raised $7,000 for him.
     
  12. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    As an atheist this amuses me. God gets all the credit for curing the wife of cancer, but it was negligence cost him his leg. I know some Christians that would say "fuck it, I guess god wants me to have one leg", and mean it. Not this asshole.
     
  13. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Somebody call osha and shut their operation down. Churchgoers need to wear hardhats, kneepads, gloves, earplugs, and safety goggles.
     
  14. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    Exactly. I would have had more respect for this dude if he had sued God instead. If he wins the lawsuit I hope his wife's cancer comes back the next day and she dies within a couple of months.

    You know this guy is such a POS he doesn't even take the stance of "thank God for giving certain humans the intelligence to develop radiation and chemotherapy treatments". Nope, it was the fucking statue all by itself, in spite of the evil medicine his wife was receiving.
     
  15. SatansCheerledr

    SatansCheerledr Ideologically Unsound

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  16. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    That's the weirdest detail: He thanked the statue specifically, not just God or Jesus. Too bad Christ's head didn't break off on impact. It would've been fun to glue it on backwards.
     
  17. OilyJillFart

    OilyJillFart Well-Lubed Member

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    I'm pretty sure they think the statue channels the god goodness to them, so they worship the statue for the miracle.
    At least that's what I got from the South Park episode where Stans father was cured of alcoholism by the virgin mary statue that farted blood.
    I get most of my religious knowledge from Matt and Trey, so it might be a bit flawed..
     
  18. BIV

    BIV I'm Biv Dick Black, the Over Poster.

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    Oh, so it's like a spiritual gutter.
     
  19. lajikal

    lajikal Registered User

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    Good catch, idol worship is frowned upon by god. Lol, that dummy just got his ass kicked by the almighty gud. At least that's how other fairytale fans could spin it.
     
  20. frankjg

    frankjg doG

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    Typical for Newburgh. Glad I moved out, not far enough though.
     
  21. jimmyslostchin

    jimmyslostchin Malarkey is slang for bullshit isn't it?

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    You could do a lot worse than Matt and Trey for religious studies.
     

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