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Where Masturbation and Homosexuality Do Not Exist

Discussion in 'Current Events' started by gleet, Dec 6, 2012.

  1. gleet

    gleet What's black and white and red all over?

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    Let us sing the well-loved children's song:

    "How do you want it?"
    "Oh, I want it big."
    "How do you want it?"
    "Oh, I want it long."
    "Did you come?"

    http://www.theatlantic.com/health/a...bation-and-homosexuality-do-not-exist/265849/

    I'm sure Fez would hate these people for some reason or other.
     
  2. whiskeyguy

    whiskeyguy PR representative for Drunk Whiskeyguy.

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    If they could get rid of the blacks they'd have a real selling point.
     
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  3. LiddyRules

    LiddyRules I'm Gonna Be The Bestest Pilot In The Whole Galaxy

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    The child of Tracy Morgan and Levar Burton approves.
     
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  4. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Poor fucks. They're missing out on so much.
    I was about to say, that guy looks like he could be Tracy's great-grandfather.
     
  5. Cunt Smasher

    Cunt Smasher Caligula Jr.

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    I get the no homos thing, but most guys will rub one out sometimes no matter how much pussy you're getting.
     
  6. Don the Radio Guy

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    I think we can chalk this one up to survival instinct.
     
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  7. Lord Zero

    Lord Zero Viciously Silly

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    Or them just being a boring people.
     
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  8. Don the Radio Guy

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    Well that goes without saying.
     
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  9. Hudson

    Hudson Supreme Champion!!!!!
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    Does the guy in the picture have an Omega frat brand?
     
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  10. THRILLHO

    THRILLHO Registered User

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    Tldr: savages gonna savage
     
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  11. mills

    mills I'll give em a state, a state of unconsciousness

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    Can't argue with that. For optimum growth your tumor needs good soil, plenty of sunlight, and frequent jizz bastings.
     
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  12. Party Rooster

    Party Rooster Unleash The Beast

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  13. CougarHunter

    CougarHunter Lying causes cat piss smell.

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    They be on the Down-low.
     
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